mickmck 716 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 set up a few trip wire alarms,the ones that fire a blank 12 guage cartridge type of thing,cheep enough and easy to install thats a bit rambo Quote Link to post Share on other sites
milegajo 595 Posted April 15, 2012 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Nice work class, here's a little story I made up... "Its dark 03:00...middle of no where. He's where he shouldn't be, upto no good, oh no! (Enter 'Bat-man') He 'slips' !POW! and knocks himself out! His mate, unable to see in the darkness then finds himself staring into a 1600 lumen hunting lamp, drivers door opened, keys swiftly removed from ignition. As he behaves himself, he fails to 'slip' !KABLAMY!... but is none the less 'restrained'. Citizens arrest? Or does the car find itself in a lay by across the valley after mysteriously and spontaneously combusting, it's occupants turned loose naked in to the countryside...." Fun story that... kind of therapeutic and relieving to compose... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 It works .........................im forever finding ''Earth'' trapped down there until you filled the hole in you twat this rolling pin just doesnt feel the same. nor the pastry when the wifes used it to roll it out 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 set up a few trip wire alarms,the ones that fire a blank 12 guage cartridge type of thing,cheep enough and easy to install thats a bit rambo they work though and legal.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Well some thief goes wandering on you land & accidentally ''Walks on to your trap door'' & ..........................................................................................Falls onto a ''Dildo waiting for him at the bottom'' :icon_eek: !! :laugh: Legend! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 How do these threads go from 'normal' to 'Dildo' so quickly 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KDR 14 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 set up a few trip wire alarms,the ones that fire a blank 12 guage cartridge type of thing,cheep enough and easy to install thats a bit rambo I have these set up....problem is i keep forgetting and setting em off myself.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 How do these threads go from 'normal' to 'Dildo' so quickly One word mate - 'LUMPHAMMER' Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 SPUNKHAMMER.COM :icon_eek: 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tayto 52 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 A mate,[long story short hit a guy,trying to take a trailer out of his yard]He hit him full square in the face with a short shovel. He wont try that again I hope he comes out of the coma,for my mates sake. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baghdadnights 150 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Should have used the shovel to dig a big hole then there's no one to make a complaint against him 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Should have used the shovel to dig a big hole then there's no one to make a complaint against him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tayto 52 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Should have used the shovel to dig a big hole then there's no one to make a complaint against him One got away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baghdadnights 150 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 They've still got to find the hole and contents Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tayto 52 Posted April 15, 2012 Report Share Posted April 15, 2012 Just to add,my mate is no want to be hardman. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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