Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 LB, if you are stopping doing dog rescue, you could do bloke rescue - get em in shape, teach them about washing up, buying flowers and such like then rehome them... You'd make millions.. F*ck Off!!! Ye know 'Bitches predeliction, mate; If it shows signs of being a Male; Off they come! And I Don't mean their strides either! Anyway, Bitchling; What's this scary rumour I hear about ye planning to visit the Emerald Isle then? And who's ye friend? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 lol..... Ideally Brunette, and not too tall. Nice arse and thats about it. Not big on stick insects, and neither do i like bull elephant seals....lol... being good with the dogs could be a distinct advantage, but i find they all come round to the dog aspect in time... Think I'll go with that statement....where do you get em from, f*****g bull elephant seals.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 The mythical curvy bird loving man which you seek is what is more commonly reffered too as a Northerner, their like worzels round your way aren't they Gnipper how far north? i'll be homeless in a couple of weeks, where should i move to? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 LB, if you are stopping doing dog rescue, you could do bloke rescue - get em in shape, teach them about washing up, buying flowers and such like then rehome them... You'd make millions.. F*ck Off!!! Ye know 'Bitches predeliction, mate; If it shows signs of being a Male; Off they come! And I Don't mean their strides either! Anyway, Bitchling; What's this scary rumour I hear about ye planning to visit the Emerald Isle then? And who's ye friend? Yep!! I will be visiting your very lovely land soon, dont worry I dont know any vets over there so you jewels will be safe . Have been told i may never come home when I visit so am off out today to get a spootted hanky and a stick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 LB, if your coming over here, watch out for them small men that talk too much. Are you really coming over here then? Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 LB, if your coming over here, watch out for them small men that talk too much. Are you really coming over here then? Frank. Yep!!! I have never been to Ireland, always promised myself i would go......so befor i get bogged down with my next venture, I will be on one of those ferry's.xxx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 LB, if your coming over here, watch out for them small men that talk too much. Are you really coming over here then? Frank. Yep!!! I have never been to Ireland, always promised myself i would go......so befor i get bogged down with my next venture, I will be on one of those ferry's.xxx You have PM LB. Frank. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 LB, if your coming over here, watch out for them small men that talk too much. Are you really coming over here then? Frank. Yep!!! I have never been to Ireland, always promised myself i would go......so befor i get bogged down with my next venture, I will be on one of those ferry's.xxx you'll love it but avoid men with wonkey eyes who talk non-stop. if you meet one, RUN! you may end up being inducted into a weird religious cult. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Hey, i'm going through a life change.maybe weird men and cults is what i'm looking for Quote Link to post Share on other sites
pointer28 1 Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 you'll love it but avoid men with wonkey eyes who talk non-stop. if you meet one, RUN! you may end up being inducted into a weird religious cult. Sounds like the voice of experience! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Men have a lot too answer for I spend my day eating Noodles and steamed Veg to whittle down my waist.......and it's still not good enough Mind you, I'm getting the slanty eyes It would be nice if on a "Fat day" I could change my body......Like Wurzel Gummage used to change his head The money that has gone over the years on slimming devices that promise the earth, the best one was a machine with 10 electronic pads that you stuck on your problem areas......its meant to do the same work as 5,000,000 sit ups or something!!! It worked a treat, but you needed to put conductive gel on the pads so you did not electrocute yourself in the process..............the problem came when I was buying about 5 mega tubs of KY Jelly a week, I think the poor lad in the chemist thought I had a major problem, and the more excuses I made the bigger the hole I was digging got Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Its carrying & giving birth to THERE children that does it, i find a sex ban for a month does the trick when i hear him say ''carrying some timber again aint ya wench'' he isnt so vile when he has to use his hand for a month Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Its carrying & giving birth to THERE children that does it, i find a sex ban for a month does the trick when i hear him say ''carrying some timber again aint ya wench'' he isnt so vile when he has to use his hand for a month Never heard it called carrying some timber!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 LB, if your coming over here, watch out for them small men that talk too much. Are you really coming over here then? Frank. yeah watch out for the small men LB, to be sure :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 Its carrying & giving birth to THERE children that does it, i find a sex ban for a month does the trick when i hear him say ''carrying some timber again aint ya wench'' he isnt so vile when he has to use his hand for a month Never heard it called carrying some timber!!!! Oh thats one of the kinder phrases Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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