DeanD 3 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 your starting to sound like john lennon DS :sick: Y.O ? Don't even mention That screwed up twister to me, mate! Evil, scheming bitch! No; This is more my cup of tea, mate! Oh yes! Could Do My Job! Any of you lads fancy a bit more? Here's where I've been known to spend quite a bit of 'quality time'! Fill Ye Boots! We Have a Winner!! LOVELY Eyes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 My ferker has Jasper, its a fat free zone It would be nice to be able to turn the clock back mate to when the missus was a size 10, pretty smart and shagged for England. She's now got the part as Shreks new missus, Eats 300 Doughnuts a day, and shags about as often as Father christmas pays us a visit.... Know what you mean mate, i think my Porky's been eating Helium sandwhich's the size of her ( pie eater amoticon ) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 f*****g hell.........am i glad i asked the question Cant wait to show my mates this. was'nt going to tell em I asked and just pretend i was full of knowledge....................but will admit i'm full of shit and you lot arne far off. . Brilliant f*****g brilliant. Moll you said I was your type you gone off me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deako 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Fecking superb thread!....pissing meself laughing!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I agree with you Nelson, they only get fatter. Maybe we should run a poll to see how many on here have got there wings Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I agree with you Nelson, they only get fatter.Maybe we should run a poll to see how many on here have got there wings All for it matey, lets start with Lurcher bitch Some tidy bird i once knew in Scunny, told me that at least half of all women have had they're back doors kicked in :whistle: So come on LB are you a 51 % 'er Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I agree with you Nelson, they only get fatter. Maybe we should run a poll to see how many on here have got there wings All for it matey, lets start with Lurcher bitch Some tidy bird i once knew in Scunny, told me that at least half of all women have had they're back doors kicked in :whistle: So come on LB are you a 51 % 'er You bin drinking If someone kicked my back door in i'd kick there knacks and life into the middle of next week :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I take it as a yes then , who next Jasper ? your choice Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 One things thats puzzled me mate is we meet all sorts of birds in our Younger years and they're tidy, look after themselves, and keep an eye on their weight and shag us whenever we click our fingers, So we either Marry one of them or shack up with them thinking WOW this is perminent. Then it all goes tits up!! the next thing you know the kids come along, we're out working our nuts off being the main earner, she's spending it all on Doughnuts and cream cakes pileing on the pounds, and we're back to having one over the wrist rather than stuff the porker :whistle:.... I spoke to a mate a few weeks back and we got on this subject and he gennuinly has common law wife who has turned into a splodge! he told me he can't do her backwards anymore cause when he looks down her arse has more veins than a ordanance survey map, I joked with him and mentioned "Slap her arse and surf the ripples mate" he told me! "Its not ripples when you slap her arse its a f*****g tsunami", the poor guy slapped her arse once and got such a back lash it fractured his ribs and put him in traction :whistle:..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 It shouldnt matter what a person looks like or weighs, its whats inside that counts & there personality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jakehalliday 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 It shouldnt matter what a person looks like or weighs, its whats inside that counts & there personality FerretloveI agree. if she's a curvy I'm Inside It shouldnt matter what a person looks like or weighs, its whats inside that counts & there personality FerretloveI agree. if she's a curvy I'm Inside persowhat does that mean deepthroat, yeah baby personally rocks Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I take it as a yes then , who next Jasper ? your choice :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 # SOLD # Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Scuba1 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Someone pleeeeaaaasssseee tie my feet and hands, ground all planes etc. so that I don´t leave my bachelor life Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IanB 0 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 Skinny with big jugs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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