Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 F*ck! When I popped this one open, looking for a bit of fun and nonsense, I really never realised it'd make me stop and consider so much! Ok; I like Small women. That's a certainty. As in 'not tall'. Mention the five foot mark to me and ye have my ear straining! Once we hit that mark then? .......... Oh god! Dark hair, dark eyes! 'Good' tits ..... Throw the fact that she's Japanese into the mix and; Well ....! F*ck all this! I'm off for a lay down in a cold bog! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 hey up moll its a date im like a cross between danny devito and lou ferino Your short & green? MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fitch 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 your starting to sound like john lennon DS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeanD 3 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 HONESTLY.... Personality and Compatability means far more than looks. The rest is just an added bonus... everybody has a different taste in that area. For instance to me the first thing I notice about a woman is her Eyes... thats the lure... then go from there to T&A. But without those things I first mentioned... its just a feck. A mate of mine has a good saying... "if its a small load... do it by hand". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rabbithunter 456 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 curvy, everytime, for me anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ceredigion bull cross Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 ba ba black sheep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 HONESTLY.... Personality and Compatability means far more than looks. The rest is just an added bonus... everybody has a different taste in that area. For instance to me the first thing I notice about a woman is her Eyes... thats the lure... then go from there to T&A. But without those things I first mentioned... its just a feck. A mate of mine has a good saying... "if its a small load... do it by hand". She's got nice eyes. Boy does she have an arse MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,672 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Now i know where the saying SOMEWHERE TO PARK YOUR BIKE comes from. :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
border 65 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 i bet she can shit ,i mean shift :whistle: :whistle: :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
blackfell 16 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 i like em curvy{like meself}but i aint sharing me fecking dinner Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shepp 2,285 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 F*ck! When I popped this one open, looking for a bit of fun and nonsense, I really never realised it'd make me stop and consider so much! Ok; I like Small women. That's a certainty. As in 'not tall'. Mention the five foot mark to me and ye have my ear straining! Once we hit that mark then? .......... Oh god! Dark hair, dark eyes! 'Good' tits ..... Throw the fact that she's Japanese into the mix and; Well ....! F*ck all this! I'm off for a lay down in a cold bog! I agree with you Ditch, I've got a thing for petit oriental women too :ok: Get top marks on the blow job front too Quote Link to post Share on other sites
DeanD 3 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Haven't you heard that other old saying..."never judge a book by its cover?" She's a bigg'n but who knows what else? Not personally my type but personality etc. could far outweigh the matter IF I was looking for. btw... pun wasn't intended but then once I typed it thought how funny it was! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 your starting to sound like john lennon DS :sick: Y.O ? Don't even mention That screwed up twister to me, mate! Evil, scheming bitch! No; This is more my cup of tea, mate! Oh yes! Could Do My Job! Any of you lads fancy a bit more? Here's where I've been known to spend quite a bit of 'quality time'! Fill Ye Boots! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
vixen210 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 well my opinion i like a young lady to have some shape to there body i can't be dealing with skinny women it's just not right but then again don't like chubby ones either picky b*****d aren't i lol the young lady i went for a stoll in the woods with the other day is just about nice (you no who you are lol) if you fancy going again sometime it would be a pleasure to accompy you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Magwitch Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 (edited) your starting to sound like john lennon DS :sick: Y.O ? Don't even mention That screwed up twister to me, mate! Evil, scheming bitch! No; This is more my cup of tea, mate! Oh yes! Could Do My Job! Any of you lads fancy a bit more? Here's where I've been known to spend quite a bit of 'quality time'! Fill Ye Boots! is it true Ditch that their fannies are horizonal like there eyes? thats what me dad use to tell me Edited May 10, 2007 by Magwitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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