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LB, if you are stopping doing dog rescue, you could do bloke rescue - get em in shape, teach them about washing up, buying flowers and such like then rehome them... You'd make millions.. :D

 

 

 

Now theres a thought :hmm: and imagin the fun i would have :tongue4: :laugh::laugh:

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Noooo you cant change men thats a myth :laugh: they might say they will change but they never do, you have to either accept them as they are warts and all or go NEXT and find another one :laugh:

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There is electric collars.............oh and cattle prodders.....................pellet guns & catapults.

But i think that is aproaching the sado masacist mark & i'm sure there is a law against it..........Or Kinky and could get paid a lot for it :whistle: :laugh:

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There is electric collars.............oh and cattle prodders.....................pellet guns & catapults.

But i think that is aproaching the sado masacist mark & i'm sure there is a law against it..........Or Kinky and could get paid a lot for it :whistle: :laugh:

 

You are totally on the wrong track there. What ever happened to spray cream feathers ( no not the whole chicken ) ??¿¿ But then agian, if all you have is a nail gun every problem looks like a messiah

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There is electric collars.............oh and cattle prodders.....................pellet guns & catapults.

But i think that is aproaching the sado masacist mark & i'm sure there is a law against it..........Or Kinky and could get paid a lot for it :whistle: :laugh:

 

You are totally on the wrong track there. What ever happened to spray cream feathers ( no not the whole chicken ) ??¿¿ But then agian, if all you have is a nail gun every problem looks like a messiah

 

 

A nail gun :hmm: thanks............thought it was tar & feathers though :blink::laugh:

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Just out of curiosity, how did this thread escolate from skinny bints or fat heffers, into beating the crap out of the weaker sex :blink::laugh:

 

 

I think just avout when the catapults, cattle prods and pellet guns came into the game :tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2:

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Just out of curiosity, how did this thread escolate from skinny bints or fat heffers, into beating the crap out of the weaker sex :blink::laugh:

 

 

I think just avout when the catapults, cattle prods and pellet guns came into the game :tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2:

 

 

Look mr, cover me in hot wax then slap a budgie about my bod....who asked you???

OOps wrong forum :laugh:

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:icon_eek: Feck me :laugh::laugh:

 

I dont fit into any of these catagorys - exepct small :hmm: 4 foot 8 !!..Black hair...blue eyes..size 8 fit me on the waiste but not in the leg cos the feckers are too long :icon_eek: Oh and a 34 C i think bust maybe 36 i dunno my last Bra bought was by my best mates OH :victory::laugh:

 

I think you'll find you do :kiss: :D

 

wish i hadn't read this one...

 

anyways, so, there's all these guys who reckon they like curvy girls.

 

The mythical curvy bird loving man which you seek is what is more commonly reffered too as a Northerner, their like worzels round your way aren't they :D

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Just out of curiosity, how did this thread escolate from skinny bints or fat heffers, into beating the crap out of the weaker sex :blink::laugh:

 

 

I think just avout when the catapults, cattle prods and pellet guns came into the game :tongue2::tongue2::tongue2::tongue2:

 

 

Look mr, cover me in hot wax then slap a budgie about my bod....who asked you???

OOps wrong forum :laugh:

 

:clapper::clapper::clapper::clapper::D:D

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