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It shouldnt matter what a person looks like or weighs, its whats inside that counts & there personality :)

 

Sound like me mam when i was a teenager :tongue2:

 

Of coarse it matters, what would you rather have a go in, a brand new sports car or an old Transit tipper :icon_eek: , not bothered what the stereo is like as long as it goes . :tongue2::tongue2:

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this was in a lonely hearts add...............

 

 

single white female,

bubbly personality,

like rock climbing (bet climbing her stairs feels like a trek up everest),

going for long walks ( to and from the fridge)

I like to share a bottle of good wine (no need to bring a bottle opener,

fav foods inclued chocs (by the pound)

chinese take aways ( if those ribs are going spare stick them on my order)

consider myself very adveturous in the bed room (she likes nothing more then wearing green wellies filled with cold custard)

not into easy loving ( it wont be easy as you wont find it, with or without the bag of flour)

allthough i do have an adventourous approach to sex ( it would take a very brave man to have a go at that)

im into line dancing ( the only line i do is that on my size 30 thong as my arse cheeks dance on either side of it)

so , if there are any red blooded males looking for that special kind of woman contact me on 48 66 66 (feck me how big :icon_eek: ) fat dirds are us

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Best thing to do with a fat girl is go for your brown wings and tell your mates so they can have a go too. :yes:

 

It's like riding a moped, you don't mind having a go but don't want your mates to see you. :ph34r:

 

:laugh::laugh::laugh: feckin funny

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It shouldnt matter what a person looks like or weighs, its whats inside that counts & there personality :)

 

Sound like me mam when i was a teenager :tongue2:

 

Of coarse it matters, what would you rather have a go in, a brand new sports car or an old Transit tipper :icon_eek: , not bothered what the stereo is like as long as it goes . :tongue2::tongue2:

 

The old transit tipper for me, how could you possibly have a shag in the back of a sports car :laugh: :laugh:

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lol..... Ideally Brunette, and not too tall. Nice arse and thats about it. Not big on stick insects, and neither do i like bull elephant seals....lol... being good with the dogs could be a distinct advantage, but i find they all come round to the dog aspect in time... :yes::yes:

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wish i hadn't read this one...

 

anyways, so, there's all these guys who reckon they like curvy girls.

 

Well said ossie i was thinking the exact same as you.

 

I will second that :);)

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One things thats puzzled me mate is we meet all sorts of birds in our Younger years and they're tidy, look after themselves, and keep an eye on their weight and shag us whenever we click our fingers, So we either Marry one of them or shack up with them thinking WOW this is perminent.

 

Then it all goes tits up!! the next thing you know the kids come along, we're out working our nuts off being the main earner, she's spending it all on Doughnuts and cream cakes pileing on the pounds, and we're back to having one over the wrist rather than stuff the porker :whistle:....

 

I spoke to a mate a few weeks back and we got on this subject and he gennuinly has common law wife who has turned into a splodge! he told me he can't do her backwards anymore cause when he looks down her arse has more veins than a ordanance survey map, I joked with him and mentioned "Slap her arse and surf the ripples mate" he told me! "Its not ripples when you slap her arse its a f*****g tsunami", the poor guy slapped her arse once and got such a back lash it fractured his ribs and put him in traction :whistle:.....

:laugh::laugh::laugh::victory:

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:icon_eek: Feck me :laugh::laugh:

 

I dont fit into any of these catagorys - exepct small :hmm: 4 foot 8 !!..Black hair...blue eyes..size 8 fit me on the waiste but not in the leg cos the feckers are too long :icon_eek: Oh and a 34 C i think bust maybe 36 i dunno my last Bra bought was by my best mates OH :victory::laugh:

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:icon_eek: Feck me :laugh::laugh:

 

I dont fit into any of these catagorys - exepct small :hmm: 4 foot 8 !!..Black hair...blue eyes..size 8 fit me on the waiste but not in the leg cos the feckers are too long :icon_eek: Oh and a 34 C i think bust maybe 36 i dunno my last Bra bought was by my best mates OH :victory::laugh:

 

God your brave putting up your bra size on here with this lot :laugh::laugh: braver than me ;)

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:icon_eek: Feck me :laugh::laugh:

 

I dont fit into any of these catagorys - exepct small :hmm: 4 foot 8 !!..Black hair...blue eyes..size 8 fit me on the waiste but not in the leg cos the feckers are too long :icon_eek: Oh and a 34 C i think bust maybe 36 i dunno my last Bra bought was by my best mates OH :victory::laugh:

 

 

I dont fit into any catagorys either :cry: But then I expect the guy's on here would'nt fit into mine :whistle: :laugh::laugh:

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