Guest world.hunters Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 some one once told me fat birds are only good for 2 things - shade in the summer and warmth in the winter Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest SJM Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Women I like busty blondes about a size 12. Men I like tall dark, handome and rugged, slim to medium build, not a total musclebound freak but not fat either, oh and he has to be smooth, cant be doing with hairy men eeeeurgh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I cant thank you enough DS,I wont be on here for a while I think I'll be otherwise engaged Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Chaz 6 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Don`t like skinny women, but generally as long as they are a human female and breathing then it is taken under consideration, feck me beggars can`t be chooser`s Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest little_lloyd Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Fat, hairy, webbed feet, HeShes Are the kind of women i like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Ive always said, if i ever became a lesbian my type of chick would be a big curvy lass, about a size 16/18. Not flabby though I would'nt want a very skinny bloke either, not bothered if they are overweight again as long as they are not flabby. Like big shoulders and chests and forearms though MOLL. same here Moll i like dark short hair, about 5 foot 7 & above and not skinny, nice and big basically with a good sence of humour is a must Bloke that is not woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jonnie 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Buxom, what are you LB I dont honestly know atm as i am in between weights....guys....who met me recently...help me out am i fat skinny or what?? edited to add...think 'm skinny with no boobs built for comfort rather than speed,at my age anyway!top heavy.................................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 15,746 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 SIZE TEN TO TWELVE SORT BUT MAKES UP FOR IT IN HEELS, NICE EYES NICE TEETH NON SMOKER LOL BUT HAVE A THING FOR HAIR , LOVE SHINY BLACK / RAVEN HAIR OR IF CURLY ALL THE BETTER But for me the most overwhelming character of any woman i find attractive, is a spark, It might be the fire in their eyes, a a determination, a sense of what they want and how to go about it,it is hard to define and difficult to find but when you do they are a keeper Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,426 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Petite, dark haired, nice eyes and a nice personality and not boney. Opposite to most of the girls i've been with Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 It would have to be pretty blue-eyed blondes for me . . . my wife fits the bill exactly thank you very much! OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Get a thin Bird, look at the future mother in law and that is what your bit will look like when the idle bitch gets comfortable. I mean, ferkin Sonia off Eastenders :sick: :sick: Given the choice again ( please Lord ), i'd have a thinner one with a bit more growing room and who likes uncle Steve's salty mouth rinse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Me and a few mates have been chatting about you guy's and what you like....soooooooo I thought i would get it from the horses mouth. Do you like skinny or curvy..........???? Ha Ha will have one up on them tomoz Either will do just as long as she's a Shaggerholic and goes "like a train with no brakes" :whistle:. to be honest most men after a few drinks and its a bit tidy on a plate they'll nail her! a up standing Willy has no conscience ........ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 My ferker has Jasper, its a fat free zone Quote Link to post Share on other sites
nelson 0 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Lets be honest Lads, them Fat birds are only after you pupping the idle cow's so they can get on Jeremy Kyle and earn a grand whilst getting a big pay out from you. Even the pretty one's look like Sports Cars towing Caravan's FFS Best thing to do with a fat girl is go for your brown wings and tell your mates so they can have a go too. It's like riding a moped, you don't mind having a go but don't want your mates to see you. :ph34r: And, when was the last time you thought Dawn French was a tidy bit , go for the thin bit lads, you know it makes sense. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jasper65 6 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 My ferker has Jasper, its a fat free zone It would be nice to be able to turn the clock back mate to when the missus was a size 10, pretty smart and shagged for England. She's now got the part as Shreks new missus, Eats 300 Doughnuts a day, and shags about as often as Father christmas pays us a visit.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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