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I have to take a trip up to london tomorrow because the wife is going into hospital, last time i had to spend the afternoon moching around the street's in the smog for five hours while the wife went under the knife, this time i decided i am going to sit in the middle of Hyde park F :censored: ing typical it's raining so back to the street's again

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make it fun oldman take an air rifle theres plenty of pigeons .....take a loaf of bread and see how many you can bag ... :D

 

I would love to if i thought i could get away with it

 

ive never been but i would like to visit the natural history museum .

 

rew

 

that might be worth a look , i just looked on a map it's within walking distance i think [if i dont get lost]

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Guest little_lloyd

Thats right go to one of the parks shoot all the tame squiirels and a bundle of feral pidgeons :laugh: Then pop over to the LACS office with a special delivery :laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

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I wrote an article for a well known Field Sports rag, in a past life. It was about the objective of my own visit to London. I can remember my opening words like yesterday;

 

" London's a hateful place. Even the snarling traffic seems to try to knock ye over. I even saw a junkie eating KFC out of a roadside bin ..... ".

 

Summed it up for me, then and to this day.

 

Actually, I had cause to go back there one time since too. As it happens, my (second) wife was going under the knife too. It breaks my heart to relate the tragic outcome here :cry: The f*cking c*** survived!!! :angry:

 

 

Anyway, yeppers, Natural History Museum; No better place to lose yeself for an entire day, mate. Only bummer about that place is that it's so vast and interesting, ye'll never 'do' it all in one visit. Meaning ye'll probably hanker to go back there for another, better look. And that'd entail going back to London :(

 

Tough one then.

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