Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 (edited) A rescue in LB home, could lick her to death and get away with it. Oh yuk....you lot a sick Why the f**k is it all the married men flirt with me aint ther any single men out there :whistle: Edited May 9, 2007 by Lurcherbitch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jakehalliday 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 I think I'd be Halle Berry and get Jake H is HOT tattooed across my arse, oh and I'd have to have a go at flickin the bean!! or alternativly I'd be my brother , coz Iswear that tosser sold a little polecat jill of mine when I was nine, and when I found out for sure, I'd Knock f**k outta him!!!so If you read this ,Grouch,I know it was you, (I DO hold grudges)!!!!!!!!!!!! I think I'd be Halle Berry and get Jake H is HOT tattooed across my arse, oh and I'd have to have a go at flickin the bean!! or alternativly I'd be my brother , coz Iswear that tosser sold a little polecat jill of mine when I was nine, and when I found out for sure, I'd Knock f**k outta him!!!so If you read this ,Grouch,I know it was you, (I DO hold grudges)!!!!!!!!!!!! Or even the aforementioned jill, Ah Yes that'd work Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Frank Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 A rescue in LB home, could lick her to death and get away with it. Oh yuk....you lot a sick Why the f**k is it all the married men flirt with me aint ther any single men out there :whistle: Hi gorgouse. :kiss: :kiss: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mussells 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 A rescue in LB home, could lick her to death and get away with it. Oh yuk....you lot a sick Why the f**k is it all the married men flirt with me aint ther any single men out there :whistle: im single butback to the thread.........i,d be that bloke who sits in the woolpack on emerdale and just f*cking drinks all day!!!!!! they just fill his pockets with cash and say go on mate fill ya boots b*st*rd!!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,865 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 i'd be jordan,then I could play with the biggest tits I'm ever likely to see Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 think id be tarzan Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,693 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 picasso or salvador dali, failing that my son as he is a walking talking pulling machine, heart of gold, adonis, hard as nails, oh dear reverse hero worship going on here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 picasso or salvador dali, failing that my son as he is a walking talking pulling machine, heart of gold, adonis, hard as nails, oh dear reverse hero worship going on here. Well he takes after his dad Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole trapper 1,693 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 :kiss: :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 :kiss: :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
higgins 75 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 i'd like to be............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 hmm... Vanessa Paradis, Johnny Depps missus. or Jill McCormick, Eddie Vedders missus. or Robert Plant, circa '71. so i could front Led Zeppelin for a gig. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jultaylor1972 2 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I'd like to be Robin Hood Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 I'd like to be Robin Hood robbing from the rich to give to the poor? i'm broke & soon to be homeless... :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 11, 2007 Report Share Posted May 11, 2007 A TREE You had to see the advert, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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