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The Older Woman...

 

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

 

She was all right for 57. We drank a bit, had a bit of a snog and she asked if I'd ever had the Sportsman's Double: a mother and daughter threesome?

 

I said: "No I haven't as it happens..."

 

So we drank a bit more and then she says to me that "tonight was my lucky night then".

 

I finished my drink quickly and went back to her house.......she put the hall light on and shouted upstairs...

 

 

 

 

 

"Mum!....you awake ? :cry::no::laugh:

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so what happened????come on tell us did you do them both.... :D

 

Na, too old for me mate. Besides, once her mam said she'd had you, well it put me right f****n off didn't it! :tongue2::laugh:

i know what you mean mate i would be silly sending a boy to do a job after a mans already done it you would just make yourself look stupid ... :D i would be like chucking a pencil down a back street following me ....you would be completely wasting your time... ;):D
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