Rainmaker 7 Posted May 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Some witty replies there lads n lasses. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rip 0 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 nice one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,426 Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Is your partner overweight? If so then get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles at night. After 2 weeks of this fitness regime ..................... The fat fecker will be 84 miles away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 8, 2007 Report Share Posted May 8, 2007 Is your partner overweight? If so then get them to walk 3 miles in the morning and 3 miles at night. After 2 weeks of this fitness regime ..................... The fat fecker will be 84 miles away Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 p m s l brings back some off the good old days Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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wiccamiss 0 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 :whistle: thought this was about something else at first Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jigsaw 11,863 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 My missus went to the doc for a check up as she wasn't feeling too well,she did an allergy test and the results were what I expected,she alergic to 1 exercise 2sex 3me and 4 housework of any form. If only I were wealthy,she'd be history for sure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Kay 3,709 Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 My missus went to the doc for a check up as she wasn't feeling too well,she did an allergy test and the results were what I expected,she alergic to 1 exercise 2sex 3me and 4 housework of any form. If only I were wealthy,she'd be history for sure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 My missus went to the doc for a check up as she wasn't feeling too well,she did an allergy test and the results were what I expected,she alergic to 1 exercise 2sex 3me and 4 housework of any form. If only I were wealthy,she'd be history for sure Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jigsaw 11,863 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 In the last few years my wife has become more adventurious,on my last birthday I came home from work to find her dressed in nothing but a fur coat,she beckoned me up the stairs.....she said tonight DAAAAARRRLING you can do whatever you want to me,anything?says I...ANYTHING she purred She demanded....''tie me to the bed and do whatever you want''!!!producing a pair of handcuffs.Well f**k me says I,tis me lucky night.I handcuffed her tightly to the bed post and checked again''I can do anything I want,right?Again'' ANYTHING'' she purred!!!So off I went to the local,had a great night,few beers,a few games of darts,chippie on the way home,but f**k me she wern't half pissed when I got back to release her,''WHAT'' says I,''you said I could do anything I like''.Jeeeze theres no pleasing some women. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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