Intell thief

[The Duncan 802]

Heres a cautionary tale for all you pigeon shooters out there!

 

My good mate Dale (MIA) had been watching one of his permissions for a few days and putting in the hours of recce for our planned trip on sunday.

We got there early Sunday morning and set up a most salubrious hide, replete with bench seat, lunch, fit waitress etc etc and enjoyed the early morning sun as we waited for the action to start.

He'd been watching the numbers of woodies hitting the rape build since tuesday and we anticipated some good sport. But almost nothing!

In conversation he mentioned that he'd said about our plan and his witnessing of the pigeon numbers to the land manager, himself a very keen shooter.

 

After a lot of nothing, we went for a hedgeline mooch, one each side, hoping for something to flush (it did thank god!) and came across signs of a hide from a day or two ago, the tell-tale marks left by a seat, vegetation cast aside after being used to ameliorate a hide etc.

Clearly, the fecker had been out a day or two before us and filled his boots! b*****d!

 

I said to Dale "lesson learned eh pal?!"

 

Live and learn folks - careless talk costs pigeons!

 

Total bag? 4 pigeons and an equal number of bunnies.

[THE MAN 9]

THATS THE FARMERS FAULT SHOULD HAVE LET YOU NO!!!!!!!!!! OR YOU MATE SHOULD HAVE ASKED IF HE WAS THE ONLY PIGEON SHOOTER ON THE LAND LOL

[rexdigger 54]

Loose lips sink ships and all that tell nobody nothing and you won't go far wrong IMO

[The Duncan 802]

THATS THE FARMERS FAULT SHOULD HAVE LET YOU NO!!!!!!!!!! OR YOU MATE SHOULD HAVE ASKED IF HE WAS THE ONLY PIGEON SHOOTER ON THE LAND LOL

The guy was the landmanager, so effectively, he was the farmer. And a b*****d.

[Ratsmasher 36]

ouch. next time point him in the direction of the wrong field for a laugh

[bunnybuster.ie 40]

Oops In the future keep it buttoned. We have a lad whose not a member of our club he shoots pigeons on our club lands because he has permission from the land owners. I've herd from others him say to farmers don't let them c**ts shoot pigeons here these are mine. Now i've not met this chap yet but I swear to fook when he meets me he's not going to know his arse from his elbow.

[The Duncan 802]

ouch. next time point him in the direction of the wrong field for a laugh

I to Dale suggested a bit of friendly mis-information - mess the messer back!

[03milesR 6]

i think i would have cried if that was me... hahaha

[WILF 46,816]

Maybe he had been watching them himself?

[Ratsmasher 36]

Maybe he had been watching them himself?

read the OP again

[j j m 6,539]

say nothing to any one and you wont get dissapointed mate,i learnt that years ago

[WILF 46,816]

Maybe he had been watching them himself?

read the OP again

 

Just have in case I had missed something, but no, it's just the same as I read it the first time matey

[The Duncan 802]

Maybe he had been watching them himself?

unlikely, apparently he's a lazy ****

[Squirrel_Basher 17,100]

Maybe he is lazy but with an eye for action its hard not to miss a field full of woodies coming and going .Sounds like sour grapes to me

[The Duncan 802]

Maybe he is lazy but with an eye for action its hard not to miss a field full of woodies coming and going .Sounds like sour grapes to me

You don't imagine hard evidence.