British Traditional Molecatchers Register

[earth-thrower 493]

Just look at the amount of interest the 'Molecatchers Prices' topic has attracted.Goodness me.Shouldnt be too surprised though,its probably the 'Molecatchers registers' (how to become a professional molecatcher in a day !) growing army of EXPERTS, all having a gander. he-he.In fact, me old mums now interested in the moles.I will send her down,(with the fee) for the top notch training.LOL,im sure theyll be there ,welcoming her with open arms.I will sharpen the end of her walking stick,with me penknife,that will do her for a mole dibber.Best of all,she will come back more QUALIFIED than me.Ill take her out (with her electric scooter) on a few garden jobs with me,just to keep me right!lol.Produce her certificate for the customer as well,dont forget.They can also stick her photo up on their site (cant beat a bit of advertising) but i hope the phone doesnt ring all the time,otherwise we will not get round them all,ho-ho-ho.

[Rake aboot 4,936]

I take it they knocked you back for membership ! lol

[tegater 789]

Ha ha, its funny, I was thinking the same bloody thing!

[earth-thrower 493]

Er, um... a combination of too much sun,and a few shandys for me yesterday.Look at the result ! LOL

[Dr mole 15]

Could soon be more molecatchers than moles - certainly feels that way here

Edited March 30, 2012 by Dr mole

[earth-thrower 493]

Yes Dr mole,this is what bothers me.