The Seeker 3,048 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 My wife was mortified when her PIP breast implant ruptured and began slowly leaking industrial grade silicone However shes now had her nipple pierced and weve been able to seal the shower tray and hand basin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 3,048 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Urgent advice to ginger women Never have a Brazillian it will look like a fish finger. The goverment have passed a new bill in parliment to enable gay men looking for a job to more money its called "knobseekers allowance" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baghdadnights 150 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 About six months ago went into a pub on the bar was a tray piled high with pound coins So I asked the barman what it was for. He replied. We've got a donkey out the back for a pound if you can make it laugh you win all the money on the tray all the money in the till. So I chucked me quid in went out the back. Came back the donkey is laughing its head of. Barman duly hands over the money and asks me what I said. Can't tell you says me Well I was round that way last night popped in the pub to find another tray piled high with coins asked the barman what this ones for Barman says its you ever since you made that fecking donkey laugh it won't shut up. This tray is to shut it up So I chucks me quid in goes out the back and silence Barman duly hands over the cash and begs to know what i said Well the first time to make the donkey laugh I told it I've got a bigger c?ck than it Barman chuckles and says so how did you make it stop I showed it Ha ha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,142 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 A little boy goes into his kitchen one day and says to his mum "Mum, Granny's got a prawn" "What on earth do you mean?" the mother says. The boy takes his mother and show her his granny, stark naked sleep on the sofa. He points to grandma's protruding clitoris and says " Look granny's got a prawn!" His mother whispers "That's your grandmothers clitoris son!" To which the little boy replies......."Well it tastes like a prawn!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stinkershop 56 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 sure this is a simla to what happend in a well known film crash? not sure..is it man about adog, best film ever made Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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