hugo1 31 Posted March 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) ok ok i now my jokes pretty shit well vert shit but i put this up to see what every ones elses jokes are and some one told me it so didnt now it was in a film Edited March 29, 2012 by hugo1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
"Earth!" 503 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 :laugh: never seen that programme, fantastic clip!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) ok ok i now my jokes pretty shit well vert shit but i put this up to see what every ones elses jokes are and some one told me it saw didnt now it was in a film Edited March 29, 2012 by tb25 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 :laugh: never seen that programme, fantastic clip!!! nor have i,only seen a few clips of the film must watch the fecker one day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher330 2,301 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 (edited) Heres one A family go into visit their Granda in hospital and the doctor tells them ,there is nothing more we can do for him so we are stopping all medicine . and while they are there a nurse comes and starts giving him a couple of tablets,and the family say we thought he is not get anymore medicine? the nurse yeah thats right ,this is viagra. the family say ,well why is he getting that? and the nurse say's to stop him falling out of the bed Edited March 29, 2012 by lurcher330 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Now why did you not say Dara O'briain cause he's a fat useless Irish c**t as well............... go f**k your sel ya ginger, irn bru drinking, skirt wearing fairy.......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Heres one A family go into visit their Granda in hospital and the doctor tells them ,there is nothing more we can do for him so we are stopping all medicine . and while they are a nurse comes and starts giving him a couple of tablets,and the family say we thought he is not get anymore medicine? the nurse yeah thats right ,this is viagra. the family say ,well why is he getting that? and the nurse say's to stop him falling out of the bed Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,164 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Mum cleanin her 12yr old sons bedroom finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "What do I do?" Hubby "I'm not sure, but I wouldn't spank him"! X 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,164 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 I was watchin an '18' film with my little boy earlier. He said, "Dad, I'm getting scared. Is that lady going to die?" I said, "Probably, judging by the size of that horse's cock!" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,164 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Be on your guard just had a warning from the police about keys. We are being warned about 4 keys that can open 87% of cars and 99% of houses. This is not a joke, the keys you need to be aware of are Dar-keys, Pak-keys, Pie-keys and Jun-keys Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,164 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 I was at a strip club last night and I walked past this fat bird dancing on a table..I said to her f*****g amazing legs!..she turned and said thanks! Do you really think so? I said definitely most tables would have collapsed by now... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,164 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 I was sat on the edge of the bed last night, pulling off my boxers when the wife said to me "Please don't do that to the dogs"! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moonlighter 1,164 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Paddy goes for a job interview at a chemical factory the manager asks "Have u worked with chemicals before?" "Yes!" Paddy replies. The manager asks "Can you tell me what nitrate is?" Paddy replies "I'm hoping it's Double Time!'' 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Mum cleanin her 12yr old sons bedroom finds a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asks her husband "What do I do?" Hubby "I'm not sure, but I wouldn't spank him"! X this thread is making me depressed! :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted March 29, 2012 Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Paddy goes for a job interview at a chemical factory the manager asks "Have u worked with chemicals before?" "Yes!" Paddy replies. The manager asks "Can you tell me what nitrate is?" Paddy replies "I'm hoping it's Double Time!'' brilliant!!!! :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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