Bootsha 1,306 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Richard the lionheart my f****n arse, King Richard was one and the same you gutsy fuckwit , only you and the quizmaster / mistress are pissing in the same pot, so you got the point, it stinks, wait till the next one, i'll whop your lilly white arse . I reckon Simoman did you a favour by eating the pork and sausages, after all, they didn't cost him a penny, and neither did they cost you, so whats good for one is good for another, so man up, get down the butchers and buy a pound you tight scroat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 It has just come to my attention that a certain friend of mine has been outed as a sausage thief. A while ago a certain friend was given 2kg of homemade sausages to give to me along with an amount of belly pork. Now ive just been informed that the greedy cnut kept it then ate it himself. the question is...do i send the cnut to coventry or forgive him. all replies sensible or otherwise gratefully accepted. In fairness he's probably done you a favour chunky.................... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bootsha 1,306 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 It has just come to my attention that a certain friend of mine has been outed as a sausage thief. A while ago a certain friend was given 2kg of homemade sausages to give to me along with an amount of belly pork. Now ive just been informed that the greedy cnut kept it then ate it himself. the question is...do i send the cnut to coventry or forgive him. all replies sensible or otherwise gratefully accepted. In fairness he's probably done you a favour chunky.................... Here, Here........lard arse Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stabba 10,745 Posted March 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 Haha..thats rich coming from a jock and a taff lol...One lives on battered pizza,s and the other on fried leeks ...also this smacks of bullying to me...i shall have to hit the report button and get your warning points bumped up a notch :laugh: 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 To be fair ive never met the man................but i'm sure i hear the fat f****r getting out of breath typing in Chat........... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 (edited) lab-tastic's good at making the sasuage disappear well thats what earth,lumphammer,rob & christian tell me. Edited March 28, 2012 by GrCh Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lonzo 3 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 its a sin to steal another mans sausage Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 you shouldn't even covet it Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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