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It has just come to my attention that a certain friend of mine has been outed as a sausage thief.

A while ago a certain friend was given 2kg of homemade sausages to give to me along with an amount of belly pork.

Now ive just been informed that the greedy cnut kept it then ate it himself.

the question is...do i send the cnut to coventry or forgive him.

all replies sensible or otherwise gratefully accepted.

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Personally i'd scratch him from your valentines list, stop allowing him to use you anus as the sheath to his sword and stop giving him lifts to bingo alternative saturdays.........saying that the pork tasted fecking awesome :laugh: :laugh: Well my bits did, the dogs ate yours :laugh:

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Couldn't happen to a nicer slag than you, championneeeeeeeeee, you ought to watch this accusing of fellow sunshine coach members mate, it could get you relegated to latrine duty, and we both know who lurks about there, with or with out your belly pork, you greedy f****r....man up ffs :boogy: . Typical northener, big fus over f**k all. lol :tongue2:

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Personally i'd scratch him from your valentines list, stop allowing him to use you anus as the sheath to his sword and stop giving him lifts to bingo alternative saturdays.........saying that the pork tasted fecking awesome :laugh: :laugh: Well my bits did, the dogs ate yours :laugh:

 

 

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha Best reply i ever read :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Couldn't happen to a nicer slag than you, championneeeeeeeeee, you ought to watch this accusing of fellow sunshine coach members mate, it could get you relegated to latrine duty, and we both know who lurks about there, with or with out your belly pork, you greedy f****r....man up ffs :boogy: . Typical northener, big fus over f**k all. lol :tongue2:

Still holding a grudge i see LOOOOOOOOOOOSER :whistling::laugh:
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