Lab 10,979 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm a 32 year old cage fighter, model and sex machine with a 12" dick and 6 million in the bank. Obviously I jest.......... I'm only 31...:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 u die if u worry and u die if u dont u die if u happy and u die if u not so make the best of what u got Correct that's why i go ''Swinger's parties'' Spunk my £££ & other people's on the piss & wear Arse less leathers to do my ''240 hours community service'' every wednesday Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm a 32 year old cage fighter, model and sex machine with a 12" dick and 6 million in the bank. Obviously I jest.......... I'm only 31...:-) Noticed you failed to mention your weight !! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,119 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm a 32 year old cage fighter, model and sex machine with a 12" dick and 6 million in the bank. Obviously I jest.......... I'm only 31...:-) Noticed you failed to mention your weight !! ...... And that the dick is in fact situated on his forehead, just in front of his receding hairline. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm a 32 year old cage fighter, model and sex machine and a scots dick and 6p in the bank. Obviously I jest.......... I'm only 31...:-) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm a 32 year old cage fighter, model and sex machine with a 12" dick and 6 million in the bank. Obviously I jest.......... I'm only 31...:-) Noticed you failed to mention your weight !! More than you but less than scothunter... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 Hasn't ''Lab tastic'' been crowned the ''Berried penis'' champ of Scotland ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrquinn 106 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I am happy 26 no moanin bird live in amsterdam 2 working terriërs traveling europe hunt at à moments notice life culdent be better. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I'm a 32 year old cage fighter, model and sex machine with a 12" dick and 6 million in the bank. Obviously I jest.......... I'm only 31...:-) Noticed you failed to mention your weight !! just add all the numbers up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sjt657 191 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 I have decided to be happy more often than right !!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Rake aboot 4,935 Posted March 20, 2012 Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 44, great family,(grandad at 34,,,little shit!) And a Missus that not only puts up with all my shit, but participates in it!! lol Coining it in out in the North Sea, and f*****g hating it. Can`t wait till I don`t need to make a wad, and I can have a simpler life with a lot lesss cash, and more time mooching. And I have great mates, Eh Kittle ?? Chin up sweetheart xxx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KittleRox 2,147 Posted March 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2012 44, great family,(grandad at 34,,,little shit!) And a Missus that not only puts up with all my shit, but participates in it!! lol Coining it in out in the North Sea, and f*****g hating it. Can`t wait till I don`t need to make a wad, and I can have a simpler life with a lot lesss cash, and more time mooching. And I have great mates, Eh Kittle ?? Chin up sweetheart xxx 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
wi11ow 2,657 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 iam 43 got my pup for next year so iam ok Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted March 21, 2012 Report Share Posted March 21, 2012 44, great family,(grandad at 34,,,little shit!) And a Missus that not only puts up with all my shit, but participates in it!! lol Coining it in out in the North Sea, and f*****g hating it. Can`t wait till I don`t need to make a wad, and I can have a simpler life with a lot lesss cash, and more time mooching. And I have great mates, Eh Kittle ?? Chin up sweetheart xxx "Grandad at 34"............ :laugh: Nae wonder yer a crabbit b*****d....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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