events co-ordinator 353 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 (edited) My uncle got attacked by a fox in Linn park in Glasgow He was on his bike at the time Maybe it was trying to nick his bike.Forgot to add he's dug foxes with my old man Jnr and big Jock but this one took him by surprize when it ran at him Edited March 10, 2012 by events co-ordinator 1 Quote Link to post
ajaxinvincible 5 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Joy riding foxes! Unless he was gonna take the bike to cash converters!!! Quote Link to post
Coffee Table 43 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 A good kick in the face from anything bigger than a size 3 would of seen it running away yelping. What a fanny! Richard You corner most wild animals and they will atack.Badger or fox would have you size three in a min bud. You wouldnt catch me kicking a badger, not over some garlic bread anyway! Richard Quote Link to post
events co-ordinator 353 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 I don't think there is anything in the badger act that says you are allowed to defend yourself against the attack of a badger Garlic bread or not 1 Quote Link to post
waidmann 105 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 just told the mrs about this while giggling to my self, she said its not funny............. her mates son was "mugged" by a fox on tescos car park the other night :icon_eek: it stole his garlic bread!!!!!!!! holy shite they are after us!!! :laugh: ( i know whats going in the cage traps from now on! it can't be coincidence can it?????) Quote Link to post
Yokel Matt 918 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Trouble is even in the unlikely event one did properly try to nick your garlic bread (which is just bang out of order... especially when theres a surplus of bin bags, kebab wrappers and vomit on the floor most evenings). My instinct would be to try and grab the f****r, swing it round by the back legs a few turns and smash it against a lamp post (or a BMW if ones parked handy ). A who'd believe you when you got your collar felt by the plod 5 minutes later once the helicoptor was summoned or CO19 shot you for carrying an offensive water pistol. Quote Link to post
billy whizz 141 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 fox ever came at me would be put straight in a arm bar yeeeerrrr!!!!!!!! Quote Link to post
thursodog 353 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Yep i'll take the bite from a fox just before i insert a size ten boot in its cakehole, don't fancy being shot for carrying a water pistol either. Quote Link to post
cbw 4 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 Must be French foxes Quote Link to post
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