GRAM71 29 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 oh, and another involving my mate bob, he used to work the furnaces and every monday morning he'd hang up another pair of shredded panties from one of his conquests, i bought the biggest pair of old granny knickers i could find off the market, dragged them through a muddy patch, squirted core gum,(dries like spunk) all over them and hung them up on his wall of fame, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 granny nickers mmmmmmm Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GRAM71 29 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 granny nickers mmmmmmm the rest of them were thongs or pretty lacey things, you know, party knickers, just thought it'd be fun watching him try and explain away the grubby, jizz splattered ones i put up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 granny nickers mmmmmmm apple catchers / belly grippers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 granny nickers mmmmmmm the rest of them were thongs or pretty lacey things, you know, party knickers, just thought it'd be fun watching him try and explain away the grubby, jizz splattered ones i put up He'd probably bought out the cheap knicker draw at a department store! Good wheez G-Master! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
just jack 998 Posted March 3, 2012 Report Share Posted March 3, 2012 my chinky is not going to be the same Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lonzo 3 Posted March 10, 2012 Report Share Posted March 10, 2012 doggin sheep Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 doggin sheep people like you give us welsh a bad name :whistling: :whistling: lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LUMPHAMMER 324 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 Getting my ''Dust-cap'' Farted clean out of a ''Fat bird's wet fanny'' lol !! Cant beat the feeling Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lunita 57 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 reading this topic is gunna turn me lesbian..men really are f****d up in the head arent they ... 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 reading this topic is gunna turn me lesbian..men really are f****d up in the head arent they ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted March 11, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 now that is a real woman Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 I used to work in a restaurant in the town and one saturday night the assistant manager was drunk out his mind and tried it on with my ex and then tried to start a fight with me when i told him to f**k off!! so next day he is all sorry but im still pissed off as i can tell he never meant it. he rings up the kitchen asking me to send him down a roast dinner with extra yorkshire puddings on. they were decent sized yorkshire puddings infact just the perfect size to cup my balls in best bit was he brought me a drink that night to say thanks for putting them on his plate Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 11, 2012 Report Share Posted March 11, 2012 reading this topic is gunna turn me lesbian..men really are f****d up in the head arent they ... not all of us! Some of us are actually quite sane and civilised Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted March 12, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 12, 2012 im not. im very odd Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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