jasper65 6 Posted February 29, 2012 Report Share Posted February 29, 2012 Remember when I was a very young lad we used to all pile over the cricket and split up into two teams with one team running to hide in the woods and the other after a 1 Min count coming in to find us. the whole idea was to make it back to the oak tree without getting caught. must say it was a great laugh when we was kids with Dykes and trees and all sites to hide in. one particular day climbed up the trunk of a tree about 30ft up thinking I was well safe only to look down to see a lad from my street who wasn't known as the brightest spark on his way up grinning telling me "I've f*****g got you now ......" remember letting him get a quarter the way up and shouting "You f*****g ain't" got my nob out and pissed on his head .... Look back at it now and think how childish but it still makes me smile when I remember it, I nearly fell out the tree laughing when he said "I'm not playing anymore" and stomped off home after his golden shower ..... funny how sick silly things all them years ago stick in your mind.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigbarnett 33 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 when the wife bends over and I get the kids to yell "Cobwebs!" ahhahahahaha thats fantastic Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigbarnett 33 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 playing a realy good game of rugby good scrap all sorts of stuff like that cheers me right up Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 out on the scrap and a plumber tells us to come and take some radiators away from a house he was working on , well me and my mate turn up at the house after a bit of searching for it only to find one rad layed on the drive . so my mate gets out and picks it up . as he picked it up he was in forward motion and falls down the f****n man hole that it was covering i was sat in the van crying with laughter like frank fukin spencer Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Duncan 802 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 and i used to have a laser pointer for the cat to play with, he used to go nuts for it, so one night when we had the daughter and her boyfriend round i pointed the laser dot at the boyfriends groin, that cat went like a guided missile full pelt for him! f**k i laughed!! f*cking brilliant. I'm gonna try it with a laser sight I've got Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 an early morning walk over the fields with the dogs when no fecker else is up.. a pint of guiness and a fat cigar .. turning a profit on something i bought cheap.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ideation 8,216 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 The people of THL - love fat birds and defecation. That is what we have learnt today. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest thebigdog Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 beating homeless people to death with a rubber hose Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 and i used to have a laser pointer for the cat to play with, he used to go nuts for it, so one night when we had the daughter and her boyfriend round i pointed the laser dot at the boyfriends groin, that cat went like a guided missile full pelt for him! f**k i laughed!! f*cking brilliant. I'm gonna try it with a laser sight I've got If it's attached to a rifle it might not quite go as planned Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 i knew an apprentice farrier once who couldnt stand his boss ,i mean really hated him,i met the bloke he was a right cock,anyway he opens up his lunchbox takes out a chocolate finger and rams it up his bosses border terriers arse then put it back Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mickmck 716 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 i knew an apprentice farrier once who couldnt stand his boss ,i mean really hated him,i met the bloke he was a right cock,anyway he opens up his lunchbox takes out a chocolate finger and rams it up his bosses border terriers arse then put it back quality Quote Link to post Share on other sites
darkie 143 Posted March 2, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 quality street Quote Link to post Share on other sites
alan626 305 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 some sick people on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PlasticJock 539 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 some sick people on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GRAM71 29 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 speaking of shit taches, when i used to work in the foundry, a mate of mine used to wipe his arse on the sweat band in our hard hats, got the fecker back tho, he's a bit of a vain ponce, and blind as a bat, and used to ride in on his harley lookalike in the summer, i coloured his scrippy sunglasses in with magic marker, and wiped my sweaty cock over the handlebar grips, and then watched as he hopped on his bike, donned said glasses, and then proceeded to plow through the wall of the bike shelter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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