MATTI 34 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Can't stop thinking about a size 8 thong. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest WILF Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 A pal of mine who is much older that me told me this little tale.............. During his national service, he was pally with a couple of very hard scouse lads.......so due to various wrongdoings they all ended up in the guardhouse. There was a corporal in the guardhouse who made it his purpose in life to make these scouse lads life a living hell..........you know the type, a real nasty little shit. On finishing there sentance, the 2 scouse lads vowed revenge on the shit of a corporal..........and so, one night...they kidnapped him and tyed him to a tree.............now the good bit ................. They then proceeded to take it in turns to give him one for the next few hours untill he was a broken man........bet he never bullyed no one again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 A pal of mine who is much older that me told me this little tale.............. During his national service, he was pally with a couple of very hard scouse lads.......so due to various wrongdoings they all ended up in the guardhouse. There was a corporal in the guardhouse who made it his purpose in life to make these scouse lads life a living hell..........you know the type, a real nasty little shit. On finishing there sentance, the 2 scouse lads vowed revenge on the shit of a corporal..........and so, one night...they kidnapped him and tyed him to a tree.............now the good bit ................. They then proceeded to take it in turns to give him one for the next few hours untill he was a broken man........bet he never bullyed no one again Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waz77 15 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Can't stop thinking about a size 8 thong. Me too,you could'nt leave one in my bed could you Fastdogz? :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stubby 175 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 my mates mum had a boyfriend, and whilst she was away for a couple of days, he visted a few "russian bride" sites on the internet, of course on her return she found this out from the computer, so while he was at work, cooked a big meat pie using PEDIGREE CHUM, then sat and watched him eating, never saying a word to him, he thought it was lovely suffice to say, I never eat at his mum's gaff Quote Link to post Share on other sites
THE STIFFMEISTER 16,139 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Now, before you read this next bit, I don't want any sh*te about being a thug or anything like that - please try to remember that this piece of sh*t tried to take my son away from me. I met him outside his house one night as he returned from working at the pub. I don't think I've ever been as violent in my whole life as I was that night - not something i'm particularly proud of, but as I said, he tried to take my son away from me and to me, that justifies it. My intention was to ensure that I left him in such a state that no woman would ever look at him again - plain and simple. Judging by the mess, I reckon I succeeded. No gory details, suffice to say the cops and the hospital were not feckin happy. Obviously, there was a shedload of grief after this - but, nothing I didn't expect. Well, that was over 10 years ago, I split with my son's mum eventually, although she did stop seeing the guy (funnily enough). I saw this guy last year in a supermarket when I was with my wife and she asked why he was looking at me? As I looked over, he put his head down and walked away. There was just no way I could tell her that it was cos I made his face look the way it does Whilst I feel bad about the state he's in, I can't help believing that he knew he was playing a dangerous game, we were both big (literally) boys and if you play a big boys game, you play with big boys rules. I've never actually said much about that night, maybe this post will help me get it off my chest a bit? Sorry it's not a funny one, but it truly feels better just letting this one go. Cheers FAIR PLAY MATE..I KNOW WHAT SORT OF GUY YOU ARE PAL AND IN ALL HONESTY IT MUST HAVE TAKEN SOMETHING OF THAT MAGNITUDE TO ILLICIT SUCH A RESPONSE...YOUR A MAN TO WALK THE MOUNTAINS WITH MY FRIEND... WELL here is my tale of revenge for you all...It also involves hunting..My cousin was involved in a car accident , his own fault I may add, and spent many weeks in intensive care..(I must add that I am the black sheep of my family, Only my mam speaks to me).. He was a gamekeeper on a very well known estate on the scottish borders and was off work a long time...I travelled the 70 miles plus nearly every sunday through his rehabilitation and most nights to our local hospital when he was moved locally..I loaned him all my running dog and terrier books, EDRD back issues, all types of mags dvds cds etc until he was fit enough to return to work..There was an auction afterwards for north east air ambulance and at it I bought a lamp at a very inflated price, then resold it on the old hardcore hunting for a fair wedge again going all to charity.My grandad then died and at the funeral he walked out at the end and never spoke, I gave him the benefit of the doubt and left it. A few weeks later I was out with my then girlfriend and we bumped into him , I said ok? And he ignored me..So I asked him again and he bit my face off..and gave me a glare. My running partner then stopped answering my calls and texts to go out..Then I heard the two of them had hooked up and were running down my dogs to everyone who would listen.So I took the most obvious revenge I could..Everynight In the winter My lamping mate Tommy, Picked me up and we wiped off all the rabbits, hares and expensive stalkers rights bought deer from his precious estate..Because of our actions the stalking side folded and the estate collapsed...Hardlines dickhead lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 my mates mum had a boyfriend, and whilst she was away for a couple of days, he visted a few "russian bride" sites on the internet, of course on her return she found this out from the computer, so while he was at work, cooked a big meat pie using PEDIGREE CHUM, then sat and watched him eating, never saying a word to him, he thought it was lovely suffice to say, I never eat at his mum's gaff I did that years ago, to an ex who treated me like shit, so befor i dumped him made him a dog food stew, oh and made his brews with toilet water . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Can't stop thinking about a size 8 thong. Me too,you could'nt leave one in my bed could you Fastdogz? :whistle: Only if you come and mend this dodgy elecy for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waz77 15 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Can't stop thinking about a size 8 thong. Me too,you could'nt leave one in my bed could you Fastdogz? :whistle: Only if you come and mend this dodgy elecy for me Sound i'll be round in 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chay 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 a few years ago i was ferreting with my cousin on some land we had permission on when we were shouted at by one of the local gooseguides.he said we were scaring the geese and that he had paying clients and that we should on no uncertain terms fck off.we politely told him the land we were on was not his and we had no intention of going on his land which was just over the fence.he told us to fck off again and we said well go to the other end of our park away from him. to which he screamed nnnnoooo just fck oooffff! and fired a 3 inch magnum at my ferret box and reduced it to splinters luckily the ferts were below ground .i looked at my cousin to see if he had my back we were young testosterone fueled lads at the gym but this was no small man nor was his guests .normally my cousin and i just looked at each other to know what was going to happen ,to my surprise he shook his head appologised to the man told me to gather the ferts and said we are off!! now i knew he would have stood with me toe to toe with these clowns even though we would loose so ididnt know what he had in store for this prck.as we walked away he said we will hurt him were he will hurt the most his fkn wallet! so that nite about 2 am we went back to the scene of the crime and like my cousin asked i took the remains of my ferret box. on the way he said the trigger happy clown leaves his decoys in the bales for the following mornings shooting. so we lifted his decoys hides the fkn lot and left my ferret box in its place for what we considered a fair trade. but that was not the end of his plan . isaid its a bit far this is it not? taking all this for a ferret box? hes getting it back, it all back he said . what fckn broken like? i said no all safe and sound and were going to fckn give it to him face to face now i was fckn lost here.... we moved to the ditch seperating our permission from the clowns and waited i never asked what we were going to do i just went along with it. finnaly they turned up ,they got to the bales were my ferret box sat in the place his precious decoys had been the night before b*****ds ....LITTLE ....b*****ds that was the just of what the clown shouted i was too fckn scared to laugh incase he heard us to be honest i was near pissing myself with fear my cousin got out the ditch and shouted hey want your fckn decoys back! and walked toward him like a man on amission at this point i knew this was it so i followed on too we caught them off guard there was no way they expected us to be there at all. you shot my fckn ferret box so ive took your fckn decoys your nae gettin the fckn things back either my cousin turned to the guns and said lads youd be aswell go home no decoys no shooting! we stood in silence face to face with the clown the 3 of us knowing the next move could end in violence we all left in silence too that night we went to the clowns house and knocked on his door he saw us through the glass and said nothing when he opened it i said your decoys are in the ditch he said we cost him a days shooting money and looked as if he was going to cry my cousin said you would have killed our ferts if they had been in that box when you shot it! so imagine what would have happend had they been we left at that point a year passed and we never had a problem from the clown then one day we were coming off our permission with a fox we had shot as daylight was coming in and who should we see... he stopped we talked and even laghed about the decoy thing we also got permission to shot foxes on his land as he didnt have time. unfortunately i had to bury my cousin last week [28 years old] i still ferret on the clowns permission but dont call him the clown and now il have to walk the fields alone i hope the rabbits are plenty were my cousin is at... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waz77 15 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Good story Chay,R.I.P Cousin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Bloody great read that Chay, i have come up in goose bumps and my eyes have welled up. RIP Cousin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Good read Chay R.I.P Chays cousin Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 A pal of mine who is much older that me told me this little tale.............. During his national service, he was pally with a couple of very hard scouse lads.......so due to various wrongdoings they all ended up in the guardhouse. There was a corporal in the guardhouse who made it his purpose in life to make these scouse lads life a living hell..........you know the type, a real nasty little shit. On finishing there sentance, the 2 scouse lads vowed revenge on the shit of a corporal..........and so, one night...they kidnapped him and tyed him to a tree.............now the good bit ................. They then proceeded to take it in turns to give him one for the next few hours untill he was a broken man........bet he never bullyed no one again feckinell Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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