Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Was chatting to a few mates last night and we got talking about Revenge, what have you done or would do for revenge. God I heard some classics, But one of the best was, collect cat pee (dont ask me how) and pour it down the air vent of a car, christ imagin the stink :sick: . Not that I would condone anyone taking revenge for anything,but was wondering have you heard of any good revenge story's, none that harm people of course. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Mine one and only revenge (i belive in what goes around come around) was with my ex of 4 yrs.He had an affair while with me - we split up - I went down to his house to collect some stuff saw a few things of his bit on the sides there (obviouse she had moved in as soon has id left ) So i seduced him - took him to bed and accidently on purpuse left my little lacy size 8 thong in his bed She knew it wasnt her as she was a size 20 .. they spilt up the next day (due to this) - he begged me to go back and i said no Dont worry they got back toghter shortly afterwards! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Never actually had revenge.... I'm the sort of person who sits at home crying for a month and f*****g my own head up I have heard some crackers though...... Someone apparently had sewn some fish into the hems of an exes curtains.......even after a few moves (taking curtains with them)they could not suss out where the smell was coming from!!! Another one that my 76 yr old Dad suggested is a cracker........Take some of the cheese "stinking bishop" and plant a TINY bit in their car!!! If you have ever smelt the stuff you will know what I mean And it will only improve with time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
waz77 15 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 The man must have been mad to leave a size 8 for a size 20 Unless he was a chubby chaser Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Im still trying to figure that one out today waz feck him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mistwalker 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Many moons ago, my ex started seeing someone else while she was pregnant with my son. (I knew the guy as we both bounced in the same town) We had words but when I confronted him he denied it, although when I wasn't around, he was bragging to people that when the baby was born, he was going to raise him as his own with my ex. Now, before you read this next bit, I don't want any sh*te about being a thug or anything like that - please try to remember that this piece of sh*t tried to take my son away from me. I met him outside his house one night as he returned from working at the pub. I don't think I've ever been as violent in my whole life as I was that night - not something i'm particularly proud of, but as I said, he tried to take my son away from me and to me, that justifies it. My intention was to ensure that I left him in such a state that no woman would ever look at him again - plain and simple. Judging by the mess, I reckon I succeeded. No gory details, suffice to say the cops and the hospital were not feckin happy. Obviously, there was a shedload of grief after this - but, nothing I didn't expect. Well, that was over 10 years ago, I split with my son's mum eventually, although she did stop seeing the guy (funnily enough). I saw this guy last year in a supermarket when I was with my wife and she asked why he was looking at me? As I looked over, he put his head down and walked away. There was just no way I could tell her that it was cos I made his face look the way it does Whilst I feel bad about the state he's in, I can't help believing that he knew he was playing a dangerous game, we were both big (literally) boys and if you play a big boys game, you play with big boys rules. I've never actually said much about that night, maybe this post will help me get it off my chest a bit? Sorry it's not a funny one, but it truly feels better just letting this one go. Cheers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
charlotte hill 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Many moons ago, my ex started seeing someone else while she was pregnant with my son. (I knew the guy as we both bounced in the same town) We had words but when I confronted him he denied it, although when I wasn't around, he was bragging to people that when the baby was born, he was going to raise him as his own with my ex. Now, before you read this next bit, I don't want any sh*te about being a thug or anything like that - please try to remember that this piece of sh*t tried to take my son away from me. I met him outside his house one night as he returned from working at the pub. I don't think I've ever been as violent in my whole life as I was that night - not something i'm particularly proud of, but as I said, he tried to take my son away from me and to me, that justifies it. My intention was to ensure that I left him in such a state that no woman would ever look at him again - plain and simple. Judging by the mess, I reckon I succeeded. No gory details, suffice to say the cops and the hospital were not feckin happy. Obviously, there was a shedload of grief after this - but, nothing I didn't expect. Well, that was over 10 years ago, I split with my son's mum eventually, although she did stop seeing the guy (funnily enough). I saw this guy last year in a supermarket when I was with my wife and she asked why he was looking at me? As I looked over, he put his head down and walked away. There was just no way I could tell her that it was cos I made his face look the way it does Whilst I feel bad about the state he's in, I can't help believing that he knew he was playing a dangerous game, we were both big (literally) boys and if you play a big boys game, you play with big boys rules. I've never actually said much about that night, maybe this post will help me get it off my chest a bit? Sorry it's not a funny one, but it truly feels better just letting this one go. Cheers I'd say he asked for it mate, I know its not something to be proud of, but in the situation what else were you expected to do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 I've never actually said much about that night, maybe this post will help me get it off my chest a bit?Sorry it's not a funny one, but it truly feels better just letting this one go. Cheers sheeze mate.....dont know what to say apart from...glad you can now let it go.xx Quote Link to post Share on other sites
danielt 1 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 (edited) I have heard some crackers though...... Someone apparently had sewn some fish into the hems of an exes curtains.......even after a few moves (taking curtains with them)they could not suss out where the smell was coming from!!! Ive heard that one before with a bit more detail tho. Husband and wife split up, husbnd had house and moved his new piece of fluff in. The EX wanted to buy the house off the husband, but he wouldnt have any of it, so he put it up for sale. EX comes round to collect her stuff, while there on her own she decides to have her revenge. She somehow came up with the idea of putting shelled prawns / fish inside the curtain poles. So after a week or two you can imagine the smell. the husband couldnt work out where the smell was coming from, he even had the fumigators in to rid the smell, that didnt work. It got so bad that they had no offers or potential buyers for the house. In comes the Ex, she offered to buy the house at a much reduced price and the husband accepted. Thats all i know from that. But i would have had great satisfaction once owning the house, in telling the person what had happened. Edited April 28, 2007 by danielt Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hairyface 211 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 you didnt do anything wrong in my eyes MISTY, youve got to fight for whats yours in this life, well done you Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 HE GOT OFF LIGHTLY MATE Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest superstar Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Mine one and only revenge (i belive in what goes around come around) was with my ex of 4 yrs.He had an affair while with me - we split up - I went down to his house to collect some stuff saw a few things of his bit on the sides there (obviouse she had moved in as soon has id left ) So i seduced him - took him to bed and accidently on purpuse left my little lacy size 8 thong in his bed She knew it wasnt her as she was a size 20 .. they spilt up the next day (due to this) - he begged me to go back and i said no Dont worry they got back toghter shortly afterwards! He left you for THAT what a wanker,are you sure he wasnt involved in some kind of accident?? I once posted a load of shit to a lecturer whilst he was on holiday for a month.Wasnt around when he got back so not sure of the result. A size 20 for an 8 he wasnt right in the head Quote Link to post Share on other sites
socks 32,253 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 when i was a kid a bloke down the road pissed me off so i whent down the river ferreted half a dozen rats put them in a sack and at daft o clock the next morning i posted them through his letter box .... at eight the next morning he was knocking my door and asking my old man if i could come down with the terriers and ferrets to get rid of some rats he had in his house .... so off i whent killed the rats and he gave me a fiver (a fair of money back then) ...... now days though i am very much like misty and if some dumb fecker is dull enough to f**k me over then pain is the only revenge ............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OldTrapCollector 377 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 When I was a schoolboy one lad really did me wrong and caused a whole load of grief for me (long story) but suffice to say that I was sufficiently wound up to go to his house after dark and break every window in it with my catapult and a pocket full of stones. I slept better that night but I doubt that he did. :whistle: OTC Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie 11 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 an ex of mine pissed me off to high heaven many years ago. i won't go into the details of what he did, but i was at his house while he was at work & i accidentally discovered he had gone back on a promise he made to me (i do not take broken promises lighty). i walked down to where he was working, kicked seven shades out of him (rather impressive really, considering i'm 5'6" & he was 6'4"). i then returned to his parents house and set about methodically destroying his bedroom. it took about 2 hours, and i was on the phone to my best friend the whole time (he had his own phone line in his room). cd's out of their cases & spread about on the floor, everything off the shelves, mattress out the window, carving knife stuck in the back of the door - i made a right mess. then i calmy left, locked up the house, and caught my train home Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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