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7. 64 spokes = 128 spaces (i think)

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Bob, get a pice of paper, draw a circle on it and then draw some spokes. It will soon become very apparent that for every spoke the spaces increase by 2. :clapper::clapper:

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Here's my answers, taking into account ,i'm a window lickin salivating spaz, retarded since birth, who is also HGV positive through shagging wagon exhaust pipes :icon_redface:

 

 

1 if a Dr gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long will they last.?

Indefinaltly until 1 is taken, then 1 Hr after- so. Indefinatly +1 Hr

 

2 in the following series, which can be evenly divided by two. 123456789

All of them as to divide anything by 2, makes both sides even

3 What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? The word *and*

 

4 If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been?

21

 

5 Why is a manhole cover round? ( give two reasons )

Feckin stumped!!!!!!!!

 

6 How can it be that a man was once married to the sister of his widow?

Married to sister first, then second wife, then stiffed!!!

Religion allows more than 1 wife

 

7 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?

1, regardless of the amount of spokes, “between†the spokes they can only be one space

 

8 If an airplane carruing the U.S. swim team crashed directly on the border between the united states and canada, in which country would the survivors be buried?

Don’t bury sirvivors

 

9 What is the smallest bird in the world?

I’d say a humming bird but bet that will come back as a thick as feck answer

 

10 when asked how old she was, susie replied " in two years i will be twice as old as i was five years ago". How old is she?

12

 

11 If you were to step into a sealed room with 100% methane gas and strike a match, what would happen?

You can’t step into a sealed room, to enter one must break the seal thus methane gas content would not stay at 100%and if you were to be sealed in a room with a 100% methane gas, you would not be able to light a match as oxygen is needed to cause the combustion process to begin!!!!! It’s that’s not right I/’m fecked

 

12 Foward i'm heavy, backward i'm not. What am i?

ton

 

13 Which is correct to say. "The yolk of the egg are white or, "The yolk of the egg is white"?

None, the yolk of an egg is yellow

 

14 When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from wednesday as today was from wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?

today

 

 

15 How would you rearrange the letters in the words NEW DOOR to make one word? There is only one correct answer.

ONE WORD

 

 

16 If you turn your right hand glove inside out and put it on your left hand, where will the palm of the left glove be on your hand?

Will not be on your hand

 

17 Even if they are starving, natives living in the Artic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?

Penguins are native to the Antarctic, there are none in the Artic

 

 

18 If a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half, allowing the same situation, how many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes?

2

 

 

19 Name one eight letter word that has Kst in the middle, in the beginning and at the end.

????stumped

 

20 Something extraordinary unusal happend on the 5th of june, 1978 at 12:34pm. What is it?

12:34-5/6/78

 

21 John is carrying a pillow case full of feathers. Tim is carrying three pillows cases the same size as john's, yet Tim's load is lighter. How can this be?

Tims pillow cases may be the same size but contain nothing

 

22 What five letter word does every Oxford graduate pronounce wrong?

wrong

 

 

23 A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible?

chess

 

 

24 Four men sat down to play, then played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun with seperate scores for eveyone. When they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain, if no oan lost, how could all gain?

Counting stars????????????????

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1 if a Dr gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long will they last.? 1 hour

 

2 in the following series, which can be evenly divided by two. 123456789 Two answers.... 4 & 8, or depending on tricksters... all but 9 & 1.

 

3 What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? Air?

 

4 If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been? 37

 

5 Why is a manhole cover round? ( give two reasons ) If it were square it would fall in and its cheaper to make.

 

6 How can it be that a man was once married to the sister of his widow? He was married to her sister before he had married his wife and then the bloke died

 

7 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes? 64

 

8 If an airplane carruing the U.S. swim team crashed directly on the border between the united states and canada, in which country would the survivors be buried? Ya don't bury survivors.

 

9 What is the smallest bird in the world? A newly hatched Hummingbird

 

10 when asked how old she was, susie replied " in two years i will be twice as old as i was five years ago". How old is she? 8 years old.

 

11 If you were to step into a sealed room with 100% methane gas and strike a match, what would happen? the match wouldn't light.

 

12 Foward i'm heavy, backward i'm not. What am i? TON

 

13 Which is correct to say. "The yolk of the egg are white or, "The yolk of the egg is white"? Neither

 

14 When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from wednesday as today was from wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day? Tomorrow

 

15 How would you rearrange the letters in the words NEW DOOR to make one word? There is only one correct answer. O-N-E W-O-R-D

 

16 If you turn your right hand glove inside out and put it on your left hand, where will the palm of the left glove be on your hand? In the palm of your left hand

 

17 Even if they are starving, natives living in the Artic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? Penguins don't live in the arctic

 

18 If a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half, allowing the same situation, how many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes? ??

 

19 Name one eight letter word that has Kst in the middle, in the beginning and at the end. ??

 

20 Something extraordinary unusal happend on the 5th of june, 1978 at 12:34pm. What is it? 12:34, 5/6/78

 

21 John is carrying a pillow case full of feathers. Tim is carrying three pillows cases the same size as john's, yet Tim's load is lighter. How can this be? ??

 

22 What five letter word does every Oxford graduate pronounce wrong? ??

 

23 A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible? Only in Hollywood? :laugh:

 

24 Four men sat down to play, then played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun with seperate scores for eveyone. When they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain, if no oan lost, how could all gain?

good luck

The last one is a tough one there.... I need to relax with some music and ponder. Quite a few strange ones there actually, some that I haven't a clue and just guessed. :laugh:

 

 

Shite... I just read jackhalladay's post... I missed some feck'n EASY ones. LOL!

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7. 64 spokes = 128 spaces (i think)

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Bob, get a pice of paper, draw a circle on it and then draw some spokes. It will soon become very apparent that for every spoke the spaces increase by 2. :clapper::clapper:

:icon_eek::icon_eek:

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Bob, get a pice of paper, draw a circle on it and then draw some spokes. It will soon become very apparent that for every spoke the spaces increase by 2. :clapper::clapper:

 

Err, i'm confused, can you please explain your scientific theory please :hmm:

 

Ive done the drawing just to make sure i wasnt going mad and for every spoke there will be a space, so the numbers of spokes equals the number of spaces.

 

64 spokes = 64 spaces

 

 

I will take some special mind relaxing drugs and try again :laugh:

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7. 64 spokes = 128 spaces (i think)

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Bob, get a pice of paper, draw a circle on it and then draw some spokes. It will soon become very apparent that for every spoke the spaces increase by 2. :clapper::clapper:

 

 

are you sure about that :laugh::laugh::laugh: you feelin a little :icon_redface: now ?

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