midnight walker 8 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 1 if a Dr gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long will they last.? 2 in the following series, which can be evenly divided by two. 123456789 3 What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? 4 If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been? 5 Why is a manhole cover round? ( give two reasons ) 6 How can it be that a man was once married to the sister of his widow? 7 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes? 8 If an airplane carruing the U.S. swim team crashed directly on the border between the united states and canada, in which country would the survivors be buried? 9 What is the smallest bird in the world? 10 when asked how old she was, susie replied " in two years i will be twice as old as i was five years ago". How old is she? 11 If you were to step into a sealed room with 100% methane gas and strike a match, what would happen? 12 Foward i'm heavy, backward i'm not. What am i? 13 Which is correct to say. "The yolk of the egg are white or, "The yolk of the egg is white"? 14 When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from wednesday as today was from wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day? 15 How would you rearrange the letters in the words NEW DOOR to make one word? There is only one correct answer. 16 If you turn your right hand glove inside out and put it on your left hand, where will the palm of the left glove be on your hand? 17 Even if they are starving, natives living in the Artic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? 18 If a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half, allowing the same situation, how many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes? 19 Name one eight letter word that has Kst in the middle, in the beginning and at the end. 20 Something extraordinary unusal happend on the 5th of june, 1978 at 12:34pm. What is it? 21 John is carrying a pillow case full of feathers. Tim is carrying three pillows cases the same size as john's, yet Tim's load is lighter. How can this be? 22 What five letter word does every Oxford graduate pronounce wrong? 23 A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible? 24 Four men sat down to play, then played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun with seperate scores for eveyone. When they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain, if no oan lost, how could all gain? good luck Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tallyho 181 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 i dont think i did too bad, number 8 nearly got me when will you put the answers up so i can see just how thick i really am Quote Link to post Share on other sites
midnight walker 8 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 i dont think i did too bad, number 8 nearly got me when will you put the answers up so i can see just how thick i really am post your answers and we will see how many you have got i will post answers in a few days if we cant get them by the weekend Quote Link to post Share on other sites
maty j 6 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 ill get the ball going first then, dont laugh. 1 if a Dr gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long will they last.? 1.5 hrs 2 in the following series, which can be evenly divided by two. 123456789 4,8 3 What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? sky? 4 If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been? 21 5 Why is a manhole cover round? ( give two reasons ) they arnt allways, ???? 6 How can it be that a man was once married to the sister of his widow? his widow had a sister? 7 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes? 64 8 If an airplane carruing the U.S. swim team crashed directly on the border between the united states and canada, in which country would the survivors be buried? survivors in a plane crash unless they had ejector seats and parachutes 9 What is the smallest bird in the world? wren? 10 when asked how old she was, susie replied " in two years i will be twice as old as i was five years ago". How old is she? 11 If you were to step into a sealed room with 100% methane gas and strike a match, what would happen? nothing, match wouldnt light 12 Foward i'm heavy, backward i'm not. What am i? 13 Which is correct to say. "The yolk of the egg are white or, "The yolk of the egg is white"? yolks arnt white 14 When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from wednesday as today was from wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day? 15 How would you rearrange the letters in the words NEW DOOR to make one word? There is only one correct answer. feckin anagrams 16 If you turn your right hand glove inside out and put it on your left hand, where will the palm of the left glove be on your hand? top 17 Even if they are starving, natives living in the Artic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? they dont lay eggs??? hang on they do. religion?? 18 If a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half, allowing the same situation, how many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes?lost me there is that 30.5 seconds or half of half a minute?? 19 Name one eight letter word that has Kst in the middle, in the beginning and at the end.??? 20 Something extraordinary unusal happend on the 5th of june, 1978 at 12:34pm. What is it? without googleing i wouldnt know, before my time 21 John is carrying a pillow case full of feathers. Tim is carrying three pillows cases the same size as john's, yet Tim's load is lighter. How can this be? nothing in tims? or its a lighter load? 22 What five letter word does every Oxford graduate pronounce wrong? ??? 23 A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible? 24 Four men sat down to play, then played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun with seperate scores for eveyone. When they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain, if no oan lost, how could all gain? give up off for some tea good luck well how did i do Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vermin Dropper 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 1 if a Dr gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long will they last.?1 hour 2 in the following series, which can be evenly divided by two. 123456789 4,6,8 3 What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? sky? 4 If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been? 42 5 Why is a manhole cover round? ( give two reasons ) it fits any way round, the lid can't be dropped in it. 6 How can it be that a man was once married to the sister of his widow? the sister was his first wife 7 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes? 64 8 If an airplane carruing the U.S. swim team crashed directly on the border between the united states and canada, in which country would the survivors be buried? survivors are alive, they wouldn't be burried. 9 What is the smallest bird in the world? a member of the humming bird family? 10 when asked how old she was, susie replied " in two years i will be twice as old as i was five years ago". How old is she? 12 11 If you were to step into a sealed room with 100% methane gas and strike a match, what would happen? nothing, it would need oxygen to ignite 12 Foward i'm heavy, backward i'm not. What am i? ??? 13 Which is correct to say. "The yolk of the egg are white or, "The yolk of the egg is white"? yolks of eggs are yellow. 14 When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from wednesday as today was from wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day? Thursday 15 How would you rearrange the letters in the words NEW DOOR to make one word? There is only one correct answer. oneword 16 If you turn your right hand glove inside out and put it on your left hand, where will the palm of the left glove be on your hand? the palm 17 Even if they are starving, natives living in the Artic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? penguins don't live in the arctic 18 If a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half, allowing the same situation, how many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes? 120 19 Name one eight letter word that has Kst in the middle, in the beginning and at the end. ??? 20 Something extraordinary unusal happend on the 5th of june, 1978 at 12:34pm. What is it? the time and date.... 12.34 5-6-78 21 John is carrying a pillow case full of feathers. Tim is carrying three pillows cases the same size as john's, yet Tim's load is lighter. How can this be? Tim's pillow cases are empty 22 What five letter word does every Oxford graduate pronounce wrong? wrong! 23 A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible? ??? 24 Four men sat down to play, then played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun with seperate scores for eveyone. When they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain, if no oan lost, how could all gain? good luck They were playing other people? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
zap 4 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 i,m as bright as a black out so i'll just watch this one lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
midnight walker 8 Posted April 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 1 if a Dr gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long will they last.? 1 hour 2 in the following series, which can be evenly divided by two. 123456789 4,6,8 3 What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? sky? 4 If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been? 42 5 Why is a manhole cover round? ( give two reasons ) it fits any way round, the lid can't be dropped in it. 6 How can it be that a man was once married to the sister of his widow? the sister was his first wife 7 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes? 64 8 If an airplane carruing the U.S. swim team crashed directly on the border between the united states and canada, in which country would the survivors be buried? survivors are alive, they wouldn't be burried. 9 What is the smallest bird in the world? a member of the humming bird family? 10 when asked how old she was, susie replied " in two years i will be twice as old as i was five years ago". How old is she? 12 11 If you were to step into a sealed room with 100% methane gas and strike a match, what would happen? nothing, it would need oxygen to ignite 12 Foward i'm heavy, backward i'm not. What am i? ??? 13 Which is correct to say. "The yolk of the egg are white or, "The yolk of the egg is white"? yolks of eggs are yellow. 14 When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from wednesday as today was from wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day? Thursday 15 How would you rearrange the letters in the words NEW DOOR to make one word? There is only one correct answer. oneword 16 If you turn your right hand glove inside out and put it on your left hand, where will the palm of the left glove be on your hand? the palm 17 Even if they are starving, natives living in the Artic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? penguins don't live in the arctic 18 If a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half, allowing the same situation, how many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes? 120 19 Name one eight letter word that has Kst in the middle, in the beginning and at the end. ??? 20 Something extraordinary unusal happend on the 5th of june, 1978 at 12:34pm. What is it? the time and date.... 12.34 5-6-78 21 John is carrying a pillow case full of feathers. Tim is carrying three pillows cases the same size as john's, yet Tim's load is lighter. How can this be? Tim's pillow cases are empty 22 What five letter word does every Oxford graduate pronounce wrong? wrong! 23 A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible? ??? 24 Four men sat down to play, then played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun with seperate scores for eveyone. When they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain, if no oan lost, how could all gain? good luck They were playing other people? good going mate nearly there Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacherjim 0 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 no 2 = 2468 no 12 = ton Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Vermin Dropper 2 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 I can think better after I've eaten, 12 Foward i'm heavy, backward i'm not. What am i?TON 19 Name one eight letter word that has Kst in the middle, in the beginning and at the end. INKSTAND 23 A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible? CHESS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 no 2 = 2468no 12 = ton 23, chess Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jacob 28 Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 1 if a Dr gives you 3 pills and tells you to take one every half hour, how long will they last.?1hr1/2 2 in the following series, which can be evenly divided by two. 123456789 2468 3 What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or politics, agree is between heaven and earth? sky 4 If seven people meet each other and each shakes hands only once with each of the others, how many handshakes will there have been? 6 5 Why is a manhole cover round? ( give two reasons )so lid cant fall in 6 How can it be that a man was once married to the sister of his widow?sister was first wife 7 If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes? 65 8 If an airplane carruing the U.S. swim team crashed directly on the border between the united states and canada, in which country would the survivors be buried? you dont bury survivors 9 What is the smallest bird in the world? ladybird 10 when asked how old she was, susie replied " in two years i will be twice as old as i was five years ago". How old is she? 12 11 If you were to step into a sealed room with 100% methane gas and strike a match, what would happen? nothing how do you step into a sealed room 12 Foward i'm heavy, backward i'm not. What am i?a clever elephant 13 Which is correct to say. "The yolk of the egg are white or, "The yolk of the egg is white"? yolks are yellow 14 When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from wednesday as today was from wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is the day after this day?wednesday 15 How would you rearrange the letters in the words NEW DOOR to make one word? There is only one correct answer. oneword 16 If you turn your right hand glove inside out and put it on your left hand, where will the palm of the left glove be on your hand?still be on left 17 Even if they are starving, natives living in the Artic will never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? penguins dont lay eggs 18 If a man and a half can eat a cake and a half in a minute and a half, allowing the same situation, how many men would it take to eat 60 cakes in 30 minutes?60 minutes 19 Name one eight letter word that has Kst in the middle, in the beginning and at the end.3x3=9? 20 Something extraordinary unusal happend on the 5th of june, 1978 at 12:34pm. What is it? 12345678 21 John is carrying a pillow case full of feathers. Tim is carrying three pillows cases the same size as john's, yet Tim's load is lighter. How can this be?theyre just pillow cases 22 What five letter word does every Oxford graduate pronounce wrong? wrong 23 A completely black horse jumped over a tower and landed on a small man, who then disappeared. In what situation could this be possible?when the man and the tower are black 24 Four men sat down to play, then played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun with seperate scores for eveyone. When they came to square accounts, they all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain, if no oan lost, how could all gain?they played other people good luck HEADACHE I MEANT TO SAY TON AND INKSTAND :whistle: AND CHESS Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 i,m as bright as a black out so i'll just watch this one lol Me n you both Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jawbone 0 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 What the hell is an inkstand??????????????????? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 7. 64 spokes = 128 spaces (i think) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest bob Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 7. 64 spokes = 128 spaces (i think) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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