SHOTTGUNKELLY 11 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 so valentines day is almost over - dont worry if ur single and fat and didnt get a card or flowers - its pancake day next tuesday :-) 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nik_B 3,790 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 If only I'd had to buy flowers or a card...my missus got a new gear box and clutch Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 i got roses and he bought me dinner (pizza counts doesnt it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scottishlass 57 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 I told other half not to get fk all , just a waste of money. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lazyhunter 111 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 If only I'd had to buy flowers or a card...my missus got a new gear box and clutch your lucky at least you,ll get a good ride.lol. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GRAM71 29 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 couldn't afford too much this year, so i bought food and cooked for her, now we're feeling very fat so i probably won't get "lucky" tonight... Pissmittens! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 i got roses and he bought me dinner (pizza counts doesnt it? What happen to getting shut of him?? Or was it just time of the month Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 so valentines day is almost over - dont worry if ur single and fat and didnt get a card or flowers - its pancake day next tuesday :-) Someone been listening to Chubby Brown.. ..i did laugh when i heard it though.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GRAM71 29 Posted February 14, 2012 Report Share Posted February 14, 2012 MMmmmmmm.... Pancakes! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Went for a curry last night and there was a young couple next to us who certainly weren't getting into the Valentines day spirit. Reckon he'd thought take her for a nice meal and get lucky. Bad new for him he hadn't checked with his missus that she liked Indian. She had a face worst than a slapped arse. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Went for a curry last night and there was a young couple next to us who certainly weren't getting into the Valentines day spirit. Reckon he'd thought take her for a nice meal and get lucky. Bad new for him he hadn't checked with his missus that she liked Indian. She had a face worst than a slapped arse. What an ugrateful f*****g bitch. I'd have tipped my chicken madras right over her head and told her to jog on!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
masmiffy 82 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Same old shite, cards overpriced, flowers overpriced, all the 'hype' not worth the effort. And if you aint careful and do spend it can get you in it up to your neck!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brian-911 210 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 What's Whitney houston and a spider got in common....there both black and can't get out the bath Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 What's Whitney houston and a spider got in common....there both black and can't get out the bath bit random bri. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
spade 224 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Went for a curry last night and there was a young couple next to us who certainly weren't getting into the Valentines day spirit. Reckon he'd thought take her for a nice meal and get lucky. Bad new for him he hadn't checked with his missus that she liked Indian. She had a face worst than a slapped arse. What an ugrateful f*****g bitch. I'd have tipped my chicken madras right over her head and told her to jog on!! She had a plate of chips brought out and managed a few of them, Obviously not the same as what you get from the chippy. He took her food home in a doggy bag. Back in the days before wife & kids couldn't beat taking a lass out for a curry and getting a just reward. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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