MID LIFE CRISES

[Guest Lurcherbitch]

think im startin mine lol thinking of perming me barnet and wearing a thong pmsl

 

Ye poor f****r, you,re turning scouse calm down, calm down.

 

 

Dont calm down...........go get a shell suit

[jultaylor1972 2]

Re-arrange these letters AWTT

MOLL.

[elisderyn 496]

Since I hit 30 all I have wanted to do is get "in shape" & go on the piss with all the youngsters................problem is I'm still chubby & my missus wont let me go out...............Aww feck it I'm off to hang myself.......................

[skycat 6,173]

Since I hit 30 all I have wanted to do is get "in shape" & go on the piss with all the youngsters................problem is I'm still chubby & my missus wont let me go out...............Aww feck it I'm off to hang myself.......................

 

@ elisderyn: actually, what you've got it 'sudden onset delayed puberty' to give it the correct medical term.

 

My midlife crisis never started: I was just odd from birth LOL

[Guest Lurcherbitch]

Absolutly brilliant reply's, cheered me up no end .

I would love to buy a field, stick a portacabin on it, have a bit of livestock, and be one of those nutty women that always wears wellies and a baseball cap, doesnt care what she looks like and hates everyone. f*****g hell that is me.........but i live in a house

[mussells 0]

im 29 and feeling 69 im grumpy hate everyone and life in general but hey what can you do???????

mind you its fun being grumpy!!!! you can take pleasure in others misfortune..... :whistle:

Edited April 27, 2007 by mussells

[mad al 146]

Absolutly brilliant reply's, cheered me up no end .

I would love to buy a field, stick a portacabin on it, have a bit of livestock, and be one of those nutty women that always wears wellies and a baseball cap, doesnt care what she looks like and hates everyone. f*****g hell that is me.........but i live in a house

 

 

I'm married for the second time to to a lady 19 yrs my junior, we have a wonderful six year old hun of a daughter, four dogs, a horse, loads of rifles, musical instruments, a bit of land that we have planted natural woodland on. I'm always in wellies and a baseball cap, when we had a tractor, I'd go in to town on it if I wanted anything, not particularly bothered about anyone on anything, in fact they can kiss my hairy ass!

When I left my first wife after "waking up" one day, it was said I was having a mid life crisis , I just think I went home , sounds to me like you might be on the verge of something similar LB, don't worry, enjoy the ride, hopefully it will last an eternity

 

I was 45 when I woke up, been married for twenty years, both of us career driven, off the top of my head, I walked from about £250,000 eight years ago . LB money can't buy what we have now, stick with it........Al (54 going on 18 and I'm wearing a badge that says I'm 5 today! )

[nttf 0]

Hell Bitch I am on number four or is it five now :whistle: Dont worry Luv f**k them all and if they cant take a joke just yell at them

 

NTTF

[DeanD 3]

Well my mates are telling me i have had one for the last two years and am still having one , As I keep wanting to f**k of somewhere....start a new life...do somet different.I am like a teenager wondering what to do with the rest of my life. I just cant settle.

So was wondering......about you older guy's n gals out there. Have you had your mid life crisis yet, if so what mad thing did you do?? If anything.

Please tell me i'm not the only one

 

 

You can't listen to anyone under 40, they're still in play. Now then with that said I'm on two and if you're lucky you could be three. :whistle:

[COMPO 54]

mid life crisis, now when does that start, is it at that awkward age between birth and death,

[blackfell 16]

feck i got this bad just swapped me cammo gear for a natty white suite and started but flossin with me thongs{grab a grannie here i come } lol