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A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bartender is a Robot who serves him his pint and then asks his IQ. The man replies "150, why?".

The robot proceeds to discuss global warming, quantum physics, theology and enviromental issues. The customer is very impressed and thinks this is very smart so he orders another pint and decides to test the robot.

The robot serves him his pint and asks his age. The man says "100". The robot talks about sport, fast food and fast cars. The man then buys a third pint and tells the robot he has an IQ of 10.

The robot says really slowly.......So....are...you...gaun....tae....renew....yer....season....ticket....fir....Ibrox...again...ya...bawbag?

 

I can still remember play time at school. A bit of footy, sneakin a quick fag and tryin to finger the girls behind the bike sheds.........I f*****g loved that Jannies job!!!

 

 

The transfer deadline has now closed for Scottish Football. As a lifelong Celtic fan it saddens me to see that Rangers are in such a financial situation that they cant afford to buy players. Now there are rumours this once mighty club are facing admin istration. I know there will be a small minded fellow Celtic supporters who will rejoice in the demise of this club. I AM NOT one of them, may i offer my sympathy to all those Rangers fans out there and to Mr McCoist and all the players and wish them all the very best for the future

Yours Sincerely....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pinocchio......... :laugh:

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One for you L1...............well 1 for Craigyboy............ ;)

 

The Chinese Paralympic 5-a-side football team has been announced

 

Sim Pul Twat

Won Lim Gon

Won Kee Eye

Fu Kin Mong

Andy Carroll

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One for you L1...............well 1 for Craigyboy............ ;)

 

The Chinese Paralympic 5-a-side football team has been announced

 

Sim Pul Twat

Won Lim Gon

Won Kee Eye

Fu Kin Mong

Andy Carroll

ill give you that twat :laugh: :laugh: :victory:

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Could you please help try and save Glasgow Rangers football club ? just donate £1 per month for the Rangers calender , and a Rangers player will be fed ,clothed and washed !So please donate now . This appeal is on behalf of the, help a hun associaction or ( HAHA ) for short ..many thanks ..... :haha::lol::yahoo:

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scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: :yes:

 

Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? :hmm:

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scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: :yes:

 

Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? :hmm:

:laugh: ........clutching at straws now Lukey........ :laugh: For all you know i could be born and bred in Glasgow.? I'm not like...but i am a Celtic fan through and through and a Catholic to boot........Still alot to play for mate, well we have, not so much for you this season but the big one is still there. As Pat Neven says it will be the best win for Rangers in 50 years if you win the title :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .......you lot are shite but f**k me the media still bum yous up....... :yes:

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Lab it wasnt just a dig at you but its true, the whole local thing,...Im a Rangers man but I also like to support the Jags as I grew up right next to Firhill,...Went through "Save the Jags" n all that lol It will be a massive one for us if it happens,...And I wouldnt be shocked if we did

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scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: :yes:

 

Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? :hmm:

What a fecking statement!!!!Celtic are a globally supported Club
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scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: :yes:

 

Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? :hmm:

What a fecking statement!!!!Celtic are a globally supported Club

 

by the great un-washed.

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scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: :yes:

 

Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? :hmm:

i can't talk mate in from a small town near derby but support liverpool lol!!! but all i want to see is mcoist and lennon have a straightner lol i think they would both go like f**k if they got the chance!! :thumbs:

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