Lab 10,979 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bartender is a Robot who serves him his pint and then asks his IQ. The man replies "150, why?". The robot proceeds to discuss global warming, quantum physics, theology and enviromental issues. The customer is very impressed and thinks this is very smart so he orders another pint and decides to test the robot. The robot serves him his pint and asks his age. The man says "100". The robot talks about sport, fast food and fast cars. The man then buys a third pint and tells the robot he has an IQ of 10. The robot says really slowly.......So....are...you...gaun....tae....renew....yer....season....ticket....fir....Ibrox...again...ya...bawbag? I can still remember play time at school. A bit of footy, sneakin a quick fag and tryin to finger the girls behind the bike sheds.........I f*****g loved that Jannies job!!! The transfer deadline has now closed for Scottish Football. As a lifelong Celtic fan it saddens me to see that Rangers are in such a financial situation that they cant afford to buy players. Now there are rumours this once mighty club are facing admin istration. I know there will be a small minded fellow Celtic supporters who will rejoice in the demise of this club. I AM NOT one of them, may i offer my sympathy to all those Rangers fans out there and to Mr McCoist and all the players and wish them all the very best for the future Yours Sincerely.... Pinocchio......... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 3, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 One for you L1...............well 1 for Craigyboy............ The Chinese Paralympic 5-a-side football team has been announced Sim Pul Twat Won Lim Gon Won Kee Eye Fu Kin Mong Andy Carroll 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 One for you L1...............well 1 for Craigyboy............ The Chinese Paralympic 5-a-side football team has been announced Sim Pul Twat Won Lim Gon Won Kee Eye Fu Kin Mong Andy Carroll ill give you that twat :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
volunteer 32 Posted February 3, 2012 Report Share Posted February 3, 2012 Could you please help try and save Glasgow Rangers football club ? just donate £1 per month for the Rangers calender , and a Rangers player will be fed ,clothed and washed !So please donate now . This appeal is on behalf of the, help a hun associaction or ( HAHA ) for short ..many thanks ..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
barry123 112 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 If you go down to the ibrox today you'll never believe your eyes , Cause super Ally has no cash and soon no place to sing the sash,Todays the day the Teddy Bears have their pitch nicked . 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
barry123 112 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 what has four legs and more money than Rangers ..................... .. Harry Redknapps dog . . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
roebuck220 80 Posted February 5, 2012 Report Share Posted February 5, 2012 Ranger's supporter's are hereby reminded the deadline for payment for season ticket's season 2025/26 is 3pm tomorrow.. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shamrock67 21 Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 Breaking news on Sky.Rangers have sold 30,000 fans during the transfer window 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted February 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? ........clutching at straws now Lukey........ For all you know i could be born and bred in Glasgow.? I'm not like...but i am a Celtic fan through and through and a Catholic to boot........Still alot to play for mate, well we have, not so much for you this season but the big one is still there. As Pat Neven says it will be the best win for Rangers in 50 years if you win the title :laugh: .......you lot are shite but f**k me the media still bum yous up....... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lukey 1,621 Posted February 6, 2012 Report Share Posted February 6, 2012 Lab it wasnt just a dig at you but its true, the whole local thing,...Im a Rangers man but I also like to support the Jags as I grew up right next to Firhill,...Went through "Save the Jags" n all that lol It will be a massive one for us if it happens,...And I wouldnt be shocked if we did Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shamrock67 21 Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? What a fecking statement!!!!Celtic are a globally supported Club Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? What a fecking statement!!!!Celtic are a globally supported Club by the great un-washed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted February 7, 2012 Report Share Posted February 7, 2012 scottish football is just a joke in general :yes: Your not wrong there! How do you think it could be made a better leauge? Maybe if more people from outside Glasgow supported their local team and turned out the wee local club would get a better turn out = more money for that club?? Too many glory hunters I say like, lets see,....Guy from Fife, supporting GLASGOW Celtic?? i can't talk mate in from a small town near derby but support liverpool lol!!! but all i want to see is mcoist and lennon have a straightner lol i think they would both go like f**k if they got the chance!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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