bird 9,968 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 a mate who is a shooter seen the above dog for sale in the shooting mag. Rings up and goes to see dog next day. Next day gets to place, and sees dog in yard. Bloke shouts anybody about, dog said bloke is bottom of garden , what do you want. Bloke said bloody hell, ok dog tell me about you self. Dog said i am FTC 5 times, sired 250 top pups, and won best gundog crufts last year. Bloke said what price are you for sale, dog said £5000 pound, a voice at the back garden said, £ 50 quid he is a feckin liar as well :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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fireman 10,935 Posted January 30, 2012 Report Share Posted January 30, 2012 Bloke reads in the local paper about a talking dog for sale rings up,goes round,knocks the door and a fella answers. "Come about the talking dog" yes mate he's in the front room go on through,where the dog is sat reading the paper. "you come to buy me?"says the dog "F*ck me!,you can talk" "Yeah i can talk,fecking super dog me,started life as a guide dog but to boring for me so i was a police dog but again to boring for a super dog like me,so i joined the army and sniffed out bombs,terrorists,feck me i found obama for the FBI,worked with the SAS,SBS,CIA every one,sniffed out columbia's biggest coke dealers,afgan smack growers i'll tell you mate,i'm a fecking super dog me!". The fella not wanting to miss his chance of buying such a good dog pays for the dog without a haggle but does ask the seller, "Just why are you selling him mate?" "Can't put up with his b*llshit pal!". Thats the way you tell it, :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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