Caprelous 217 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 (edited) I have just been given a copy of the exam entrance paper to the inner sanctom and i think i did ok with my answers what do you chaps think will i pass muster? Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand. Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. I have to admit though some of the answers I had to ask some of the other lads of the forum they are all my own . Edited January 31, 2012 by Caprelous 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted January 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Is that where the term shower of shit comes from.. No that come's from your click 5 dog's for a bunny Ding dong..DING.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fazza123 516 Posted January 31, 2012 Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Millet I think you and Ian should get a room so you can cuddle him to death !!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted January 31, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2012 Been sat in a landrover most of the night with him freezing my bollock's of..and the last thing on my mind was cuddle him..more like punch him... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hedz31 1,308 Posted February 1, 2012 Report Share Posted February 1, 2012 Is that where the term shower of shit comes from.. No that come's from your click 5 dog's for a bunny Ding dong..DING.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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