Malt 379 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 In 1865 the welsh invented the condom by using the bladder of a sheep....... In 1866 the English modified the idea by taking the bladder out of the sheep first! That can't be true you daft English b*****d, everybody in Wales knows you don't shag a sheep up it's piss hole.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 hey i was under the impression when englands water drys up at times it gets water from scotland,more water in lochness than all englands lakes etc together.if thats crap tell me and ill eat humble pie. * Scotland would be much wealthier and better prepared than many other independent nations around the world * Revenue from oil and other energy industries could be invested to provide a secure fund to support future generations * Much of the political and civil infrastructure needed to administer the country is already in place, and the people are highly educated how bigs your pie see that line on your avitar just above footbal club , fort william to inverness , its a canal that goes through loch ness you see loch ness is a sea loch ever drank salt water Loch Ness is a freshwater Loch...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
events co-ordinator 353 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 As the world gets modern. Edin are gettting trams back lol costing millions and it's not even on budget lol not to mention its no where near ready despite all the promises. I mean trams Ffs Its called EMBRA Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 hey i was under the impression when englands water drys up at times it gets water from scotland,more water in lochness than all englands lakes etc together.if thats crap tell me and ill eat humble pie. * Scotland would be much wealthier and better prepared than many other independent nations around the world * Revenue from oil and other energy industries could be invested to provide a secure fund to support future generations * Much of the political and civil infrastructure needed to administer the country is already in place, and the people are highly educated how bigs your pie see that line on your avitar just above footbal club , fort william to inverness , its a canal that goes through loch ness you see loch ness is a sea loch ever drank salt water Loch Ness is a freshwater Loch...... Not all over it's not! It was until they built the Caledonian canal... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Still classed as a freshwater loch though isn't it?.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Nessie pisses in it,can't be that fresh lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Joe the Scotland flag is blue and not green for a reason I hear this all the time..... All the Scottish cnuts going All braveheart. Who gives a fcuk..... Really? explain...? the picture is a joke about all the braveheart coments Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Still classed as a freshwater loch though isn't it?.... Probably mate. I'm sure I read somewhere that a current of saltwater runs right through the loch and doesn't mix with actual lake water much.. If it wasn't Loch Ness it was somewhere else! Anyway, would you drink water out of loch ness, have you seen the colour of it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Still classed as a freshwater loch though isn't it?.... Probably mate. I'm sure I read somewhere that a current of saltwater runs right through the loch and doesn't mix with actual lake water much.. If it wasn't Loch Ness it was somewhere else! Anyway, would you drink water out of loch ness, have you seen the colour of it? he is from fife mate,those c**ts would drink ditch water lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Ate plenty water up here to f*****g drown salmond and all his f*****g followers. Scots obviously got his iPhone on the go as it automatically rectifies the word ate to ate, I mean ate to ate, I mean aye! Ffs lol 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Still classed as a freshwater loch though isn't it?.... Probably mate. I'm sure I read somewhere that a current of saltwater runs right through the loch and doesn't mix with actual lake water much.. If it wasn't Loch Ness it was somewhere else! Anyway, would you drink water out of loch ness, have you seen the colour of it? f**k aye,improves the imunesystem lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Still classed as a freshwater loch though isn't it?.... Probably mate. I'm sure I read somewhere that a current of saltwater runs right through the loch and doesn't mix with actual lake water much.. If it wasn't Loch Ness it was somewhere else! Anyway, would you drink water out of loch ness, have you seen the colour of it? Looked alright the last time i was there ...............cheaper than going for a coffee in the local cafe. Robbin b*****ds!! Silly c**ts with shorts buying a f*****g green dinasour for a tenner a piece.....silly Yanks... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gonetoearth 5,144 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 (edited) hey i was under the impression when englands water drys up at times it gets water from scotland,more water in lochness than all englands lakes etc together.if thats crap tell me and ill eat humble pie. * Scotland would be much wealthier and better prepared than many other independent nations around the world * Revenue from oil and other energy industries could be invested to provide a secure fund to support future generations * Much of the political and civil infrastructure needed to administer the country is already in place, and the people are highly educated how bigs your pie see that line on your avitar just above footbal club , fort william to inverness , its a canal that goes through loch ness you see loch ness is a sea loch ever drank salt water Loch Ness is a freshwater Loch...... may have been pre caladonian canal bud sailed thru it on a few occations its fed both ends from the sea fort william and inverness unless they now filter the water Edited January 27, 2012 by gonetoearth Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RossM 8,121 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 As the world gets modern. Edin are gettting trams back lol costing millions and it's not even on budget lol not to mention its no where near ready despite all the promises. I mean trams Ffs Its called EMBRA Like GLESGA? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Joe67 239 Posted January 27, 2012 Report Share Posted January 27, 2012 Still classed as a freshwater loch though isn't it?.... Probably mate. I'm sure I read somewhere that a current of saltwater runs right through the loch and doesn't mix with actual lake water much.. If it wasn't Loch Ness it was somewhere else! Anyway, would you drink water out of loch ness, have you seen the colour of it? Silly c**ts with shorts buying a f*****g green dinasour for a tenner a piece.....silly Yanks... there you go,scots most valuble resource,NESSY Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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