bloody lurchers

[elma-fudd 0]

bloody dogs who,d have them, pair of them ragged pillows today and looked like butter would,nt melt in there mouths.

it was,nt me honest

[danielt 1]

the first shot is a beauty, "it wasnt me dad honest, i found it like this"

[swamper 11]

one of mine did a full setee once

[Mars 42]

p.m.s.l. theirs a lot to be said for kennels eh.

[brokenleg 0]

Looks like they were dreaming of eating a big marshmallow.

[Cupid Stunt 18]

I was sent this by a friend a couple of years ago of the dogs they had just homed

[Guest MOLLY]

I once bought a top of the range highly fashionable settee once, paid £998 in 1997 (never again) Came home to find Molly had eaten the back cushions. Left Jazz in sis's car for 20mins, she ate the steering wheel, half dash board, and every seatbelt bar one

MOLL.

[Guest Boston]

I was sent this by a friend a couple of years ago of the dogs they had just homed

 

PML They made them selfs right at home didn't they

[bill88 6]

Don't panic,i here dfs might be having a sale soon. My new pup is in the house at the moment but get's put in this when i'm out or in bed.

 

[whin 463]

was going to the blaigowrie hunting trails m beardie had achew at my landie dash board, another time out hunting big sol i left in car lana was bolting rabbbs with ferret he took the huff bang he chewed the seats etc it was funny, as i had company she thought it funny , had other things chewd but not for a while all the best o skinned a big fox netted him left him out one nite to clean the hut the terreirs ate the ears and feet little b ees

[squirreltail 15]

least it aint feather filling. mine had feather quilt that was a year ago and missus is still finding the feathers now.cant get mad with them though no point

[BLACKBOB 9]

Reading this post i have to confess to some wrong doing some years ago when me and my mate were in Pontypridd. We were walking through the car park, when we spotted a real flash jag, being a bit into bird pullers at her time , i approached the car for a better look, Super alloys, metallic paint, full beige leather interior, twin exhausts and a private plate it was mint probably new, Peered into the rear to check out the legroom :whistle: :kiss: , and this dog jumps up and hits the inside of the rear window.

 

I SHITE myself, my mate pissing himself laughing, my heart pumping like feck, i thought you Bstard dog and banged on the window in jest.

 

Shite i set of the alarm, and this realy pissed the dog off as he started to demolish the head rests, we scarpered, and returned later, the alarm had either reset itself, or the dog had removed all the wiring to the alarm, what a fecking mess , It was wrecked

 

Wonder what happened to the dog nasty bugger anywhay

 

Cheers bob

[bill88 6]

Reading this post i have to confess to some wrong doing some years ago when me and my mate were in Pontypridd. We were walking through the car park, when we spotted a real flash jag, being a bit into bird pullers at her time , i approached the car for a better look, Super alloys, metallic paint, full beige leather interior, twin exhausts and a private plate it was mint probably new, Peered into the rear to check out the legroom :whistle: :kiss: , and this dog jumps up and hits the inside of the rear window.

 

I SHITE myself, my mate pissing himself laughing, my heart pumping like feck, i thought you Bstard dog and banged on the window in jest.

 

Shite i set of the alarm, and this realy pissed the dog off as he started to demolish the head rests, we scarpered, and returned later, the alarm had either reset itself, or the dog had removed all the wiring to the alarm, what a fecking mess , It was wrecked

 

Wonder what happened to the dog nasty bugger anywhay

 

Cheers bob

Feckin brilliant Bob.

[luke 2]

to much like hard work to chew out for my boy

 

[heart of wales 19]

A good mate of mine who should be nameless had a beddlington whippet greyhound pup off me which he kenneled out the back and it had the run of his big back yard,He went out and bought a new tv for the rugby world cup,he arrives home from work to find his new tv had been delivered like a kid with a new toy goes to switch it on,presses the switch on the tv power on tries to knock it off standby nothing anyway cant get it to work so calls the company up engineer comes out discovers the reason the tv would not work was because there was no batteries in the remote,my mate red faced appologises.

A week later the world cup starts my mate settles down to watch the match knocks the tv on no watchable picture ,rings up the company fs and blinds them tells them that if they are not out within the hour he will chuck the telly out on the lawn.Engineer comes out looks at the telly picture asks if my mates aerial is ok of course it is rants my mate worked fine with the old one ,engineer brings in a new telly from his van plugs it in same picture must be your aerial says the engineer, my mate pratically drags him outside to show him its ok,when outside sitting by the aerial cable chewed in half was his lurcher pup.

Sorry it drag on hope it made you laugh