Malt 379 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Genuine reason forces sale - need to find enough money for a six pack of special brew and an 1/8 of weed.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 New baby forces sale - I haven't got any bollocks... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Help, dog accidentally killed neighbours cat! - Look at me, aren't I clever! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Catcher 1 639 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 The answer to your question is "yes". Although I'm sure there's some argumentative twunt on here who'll disagree. rgds Swampy 11 more nings to go Iam here Swampy.Sorry we dont all speak the Queen,s English. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
asanley 1,009 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 This dog is a machine / tool.........I,m an idiot dis dogz a masheen /tool............I,m an illiterate idiot Nice stamp of dog .....................I,m going to keep posting inane shit until I get to be a mega hunter your dogs crap , mine is better ..........my name is Whin 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Waz 4,268 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Preban = my penis is not as big as id like it to be. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Working mans prices = im a tight cnut Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WILF 47,557 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) Memphis = my old woman has f****d off out for the evening and I have had too much Jonny Walker Do you think a yorkie x grey would be a good cross = I am a complete buffoon I have 9 lurchers of all descriptions that are all grafted to the max = I think you lot are complete buffoons He says I am the best dog person he has ever seen = I am a delusional moron I am no racist BUT = gas them all Thats brilliant Kay = I have dreams of getting in your knickers Fallow are easy = i have only seen them in pictures Saluki/Bull/Greys are the ultimate allrounder = i have been no further that the end of my garden Edited January 20, 2012 by WILF 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 i want to post but cant think of anything to say .. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Memphis = my old woman has f****d off out for the evening and I have had too much Jonny Walker :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Show us your saluki greyounds = I have no imagination Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Can a bull lurcher bring down a triceratops = I have escaped from my nurse and have acquired a laptop although i have also smeared myself in faeces Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Lurcher, unspolit = This dog has been fecked Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Show us your saluki greyounds = I have no imagination greyounds=greyhounds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Simoman 110 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Show us your saluki greyounds = I have no imagination greyounds=greyhounds Up yours lovejoy = up yours stig Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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