Guest MOLLY Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and Ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?" MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest WILF Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 LMFAO ............ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chris hickling 14 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 i was just eating my cob,good one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shell 42 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Excellent Molly!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Butler 396 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 When i saw the title of this post i thought Millet must of popped the question Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Guest MOLLY Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 When i saw the title of this post i thought Millet must of popped the question I'd need a new straight jacket not a dress MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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Hob&Jill 258 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 Ha ha, Good one that, one of the best I have heard for a while :D Quote Link to post Share on other sites
polecat 1 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 i want to know did she get the fecking new dress Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RYESWAY 0 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 top joke molly Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yokel Matt 918 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 no you don't... you just need to be bent in a new position Quote Link to post Share on other sites
whin 463 Posted April 18, 2007 Report Share Posted April 18, 2007 good joke , ironed a few in my time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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