Lab 10,979 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Somewhere in rural Ireland, a woman catches her husband at it with the babysitter. The husband is stood outside their cottage bare from the waist down, and the woman takes a swing at his privates with a carving knife. His severed balls drop to the floor, and the wife picks them up and throws them over the hedge... Paddy and Murphy are out for a quiet drive, and drive past the cottage just as the severed bollocks are flung over the hedge - SPLAT!! go the bollocks on the windscreen, and Murphy who was in the passenger seat let out a huge yelp, "Jesus Christ Patrick, did ye see that? That was some pair of bollocks on that last fly ye hit there!!" nowt like a racist MOD Ah get over yourself and call me a sheep shagger like everyone else does... Ya sheep shagger..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
volunteer 32 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Somewhere in rural Ireland, a woman catches her husband at it with the babysitter. The husband is stood outside their cottage bare from the waist down, and the woman takes a swing at his privates with a carving knife. His severed balls drop to the floor, and the wife picks them up and throws them over the hedge... Paddy and Murphy are out for a quiet drive, and drive past the cottage just as the severed bollocks are flung over the hedge - SPLAT!! go the bollocks on the windscreen, and Murphy who was in the passenger seat let out a huge yelp, "Jesus Christ Patrick, did ye see that? That was some pair of bollocks on that last fly ye hit there!!" nowt like a racist MOD Ah get over yourself and call me a sheep shagger like everyone else does... then i would be lowering myself to your level Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Somewhere in rural Ireland, a woman catches her husband at it with the babysitter. The husband is stood outside their cottage bare from the waist down, and the woman takes a swing at his privates with a carving knife. His severed balls drop to the floor, and the wife picks them up and throws them over the hedge... Paddy and Murphy are out for a quiet drive, and drive past the cottage just as the severed bollocks are flung over the hedge - SPLAT!! go the bollocks on the windscreen, and Murphy who was in the passenger seat let out a huge yelp, "Jesus Christ Patrick, did ye see that? That was some pair of bollocks on that last fly ye hit there!!" nowt like a racist MOD Ah get over yourself and call me a sheep shagger like everyone else does... Ya sheep shagger..... Thank you, you tight fisted, ginger, angry, skirt wearing drunk! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk. "Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. It's half past three. I was in bed," says the man and he slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened. She says, "That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??" "But the guy was drunk," says the husband. "It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him." So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts "Hey, do you still want a push??" And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?" The drunk replies, "Over here, on the swing" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher330 2,301 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 just for you volunteer ,to get back at Malt for being racist Richard and Patrick were coming out of a pub in Wales one evening when Richard spotted a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings. "Look at that Paddy, we cant miss a chance like that" says Richard So Richard walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does this business. Richard then says "Okay Paddy its your turn next" So Paddy drops his trousers and stuck his head in the railings...... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 just for you volunteer ,to get back at Malt for being racist Richard and Patrick were coming out of a pub in Wales one evening when Richard spotted a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings. "Look at that Paddy, we cant miss a chance like that" says Richard So Richard walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does this business. Richard then says "Okay Paddy its your turn next" So Paddy drops his trousers and stuck his head in the railings...... You do realise thats still making out the irish are thick mate eh?..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
volunteer 32 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 just for you volunteer ,to get back at Malt for being racist Richard and Patrick were coming out of a pub in Wales one evening when Richard spotted a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings. "Look at that Paddy, we cant miss a chance like that" says Richard So Richard walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does this business. Richard then says "Okay Paddy its your turn next" So Paddy drops his trousers and stuck his head in the railings...... You do realise thats still making out the irish are thick mate eh?..... , lurcher 330 reading that joke were you ever in jail Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher330 2,301 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 just for you volunteer ,to get back at Malt for being racist Richard and Patrick were coming out of a pub in Wales one evening when Richard spotted a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings. "Look at that Paddy, we cant miss a chance like that" says Richard So Richard walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does this business. Richard then says "Okay Paddy its your turn next" So Paddy drops his trousers and stuck his head in the railings...... You do realise thats still making out the irish are thick mate eh?..... your not serious Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher330 2,301 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 just for you volunteer ,to get back at Malt for being racist Richard and Patrick were coming out of a pub in Wales one evening when Richard spotted a Sheep with its head stuck in the railings. "Look at that Paddy, we cant miss a chance like that" says Richard So Richard walks up behind the sheep, drops his trousers and does this business. Richard then says "Okay Paddy its your turn next" So Paddy drops his trousers and stuck his head in the railings...... You do realise thats still making out the irish are thick mate eh?..... , lurcher 330 reading that joke were you ever in jail might have Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lurcher330 2,301 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 (edited) this more your style Lab Edited January 20, 2012 by lurcher330 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted January 20, 2012 Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Somewhere in rural Ireland, a woman catches her husband at it with the babysitter. The husband is stood outside their cottage bare from the waist down, and the woman takes a swing at his privates with a carving knife. His severed balls drop to the floor, and the wife picks them up and throws them over the hedge... Paddy and Murphy are out for a quiet drive, and drive past the cottage just as the severed bollocks are flung over the hedge - SPLAT!! go the bollocks on the windscreen, and Murphy who was in the passenger seat let out a huge yelp, "Jesus Christ Patrick, did ye see that? That was some pair of bollocks on that last fly ye hit there!!" nowt like a racist MOD Ah get over yourself and call me a sheep shagger like everyone else does... then i would be lowering myself to your level give your head a shake ya prick Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Caprelous 217 Posted January 20, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2012 Is the anyone on here who wants to take on the third mans job as a tree planter? while hes of sick like Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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