christian71 3,187 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Yes sometimes you cant make it to the bog and shite yorself Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Yes sometimes you cant make it to the bog and shite yorself is it can't....or is it don't want to? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Quite possibly.......Irritable b*****d Syndrome............... Its the same reason i call the girl Thrush....she's an irritable c**t!!.... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Yes sometimes you cant make it to the bog and shite yorself is it can't....or is it don't want to? For most it's can't but for the likes of GrCh its don't want to he like's to do the odd dirty protest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Yes sometimes you cant make it to the bog and shite yorself is it can't....or is it don't want to? For most it's can't but for the likes of GrCh its don't want to he like's to do the odd dirty protest while doing a handstand and yawning at the same time Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Quite possibly.......Irritable b*****d Syndrome............... Its the same reason i call the girl Thrush....she's an irritable c**t!!.... You make it sound as though there's maybe a little lack of love in the Lab kennel at the moment Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Quite possibly.......Irritable b*****d Syndrome............... Its the same reason i call the girl Thrush....she's an irritable c**t!!.... You make it sound as though there's maybe a little lack of love in the Lab kennel at the moment Well i haven't yet told her i might be f*****g off to the bottom of england for a few days yet so all the love will be gone by then. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Quite possibly.......Irritable b*****d Syndrome............... Its the same reason i call the girl Thrush....she's an irritable c**t!!.... You make it sound as though there's maybe a little lack of love in the Lab kennel at the moment Well i haven't yet told her i might be f*****g off to the bottom of england for a few days yet so all the love will be gone by then. In that case just remind her that absence makes the heart grow fonder Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 Well im a DR So know what is wrong it is (IBS) What is irritable bowel syndrome and who gets it? Irritable bowel syndrome (IBS) is a common functional disorder of the gut. You may have a feeling of not emptying your rectum after going to the toilet. Some people have urgency, which means you have to get to the toilet quickly. A morning rush is common. That is, you feel an urgent need to go to the toilet several times shortly after getting up. This is often during and after breakfast. I think I have IBS! Quite possibly.......Irritable b*****d Syndrome............... Its the same reason i call the girl Thrush....she's an irritable c**t!!.... You make it sound as though there's maybe a little lack of love in the Lab kennel at the moment Well i haven't yet told her i might be f*****g off to the bottom of england for a few days yet so all the love will be gone by then. In that case just remind her that absence makes the heart grow fonder al try that..... This " do you fancy it then" line isn't working... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
freelance 448 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 http://www.worldstar...1Lpi39GLH2JFmXw :icon_eek: The dirty scruffy cow dosent even wipe her arse ! And sum filthy animals would pay good money for her to do that on a glass coffee table :laugh: :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted January 6, 2012 Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I like the fact that several people have commented on her not wiping her arse.....like it would have been OK if she had :laugh: 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted January 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 http://www.worldstar...1Lpi39GLH2JFmXw :icon_eek: The dirty scruffy cow dosent even wipe her arse ! And sum filthy animals would pay good money for her to do that on a glass coffee table :laugh: :laugh: Hmmmm how much and where do you find the wanted ads lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wxm 1,638 Posted January 6, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2012 I like the fact that several people have commented on her not wiping her arse.....like it would have been OK if she had :laugh: That's where she crossed the line by not wiping her arse lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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