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well as said the number 13 ! the start of the new year is our 13th year in our house, got up yesturday missus in work thought i'd get a few brownnie points and hover the kitchen, next thing a f*cking big bang, flame shot out of the hover and blew up ! came home from work today and the missus says the freeview tv in the kitchen isn't working carn't get a signal because of the f*cking wind ! so up the roof i goes in my pyjamas to try and put it right, after a bit of fiddling about i managed to snap the f*cking arial ! jesus what next ? i'm coming off the roof on to the flat roof of the pourch and went straight f*cking through it ! one leg went through the other knee was up by my f*cking ear ! taken the skin off my shin ! is it the number 13 or are my turning into mr bean ? a.t.b sfa

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dont know whats worse,the fact you went up on roof wearing pyjamas,or the fact you actually wear pyjamas lol

he's f'ckin lucky to be honest, normally he wears a nightie....if it was a nightie day he bollocks might now be part of the porch roof :laugh:

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i hate the number 13 if the volume on the tv is on it i have to turn it to 12 or somethink any think to do with it as to be some think done lol

I do exactly the same lol im not superstitious normally but I cant stand the number 13.

 

Tv's, music systems or anything like that our lass won't have them on any odd number.. I always put them on 15 to piss her of and she changes it to 14 lol

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