Famous Quotations

[Caprelous 217]

If Winston Churchill said

 

We will fight them on the beaches we will never surrender etc

Who was it that said.

 

I cant stand defeat?

 

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Nelson Mandelas Chiropodist

[martin 332]

I remember Norman Stanley Fletcher saying...."Show me a man who laughs at defeat,and I'll show you a black chiropodist with a sense of humour"

[martin 332]

Here's a few more for you.....

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. - Salvador Dali (1904-1989) "The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is." - Yogi Berra

[Caprelous 217]

Here's a few more for you.....

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein (1879-1955) The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. - Salvador Dali (1904-1989) "The fundamental cause of trouble in the world is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) "In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is." - Yogi Berra

 

 

Did his mate Boo Boo make any notable quotations Martin

[wireviz 8]

The Stalker that's the the chap that later on in life got thrown out the cinema for standing on the seat. When he tried to explain he was told to stop arsing about. Some people happy new year and keep smiling.

Edited January 3, 2012 by wireviz

[TWOTWOTHREE 152]

After trappin mi finger in a v belt on a pulley when I was a trainee engineer and i had eventually stopped screaming, with no emotion and straight faced the old lad teaching me looked up quoted,don't put thee hand lad where tha wouldn't put thee prick,

Still hits the funny spot fo me,

 

 

[ArchieHood 3,692]

“One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you're in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like "hey, there's an asshole."”

 

 

Demetri Martin

[smithie 2,443]

heres a good one

 

 

 

give me 2 week

[Canadian Black Bears 23]

And Lerroy umbungo a Black boxer lost both his legs in a car crash returned to the ring a year ago and has now said I have been successful in 10 fights without DEFEAT

 

Ever read the book "Rusty Bedsprings" by I.P. Knightly or "Two Man Rush to the Outhouse" by Willie Maket

 

The best quote of any hunter or fisherman I think is.....The worst day of hunting/fishing is better than the best day of working.