blan89 159 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 The alan partridge auto biography. Really????? My kids bought me that and i thought it is quite possibly the funniest book ive ever read......... not opened it yet,but just not really my bag. i'll give it a look next time i have some spare time. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 my nephew brought my dad a 3D drawing pad with glasses.... my dads blind in one eye 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Flick75 32 Posted December 26, 2011 Report Share Posted December 26, 2011 Red and black scratchy lace underwear. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 my nephew brought my dad a 3D drawing pad with glasses.... my dads blind in one eye Sorry but......... :laugh: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnasher16 30,531 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Drove up to Birmingham yesterday for the Hammers game a few pals of mine handed me an envelope with a " special christmas gift " ..................having opened it up the first words i saw were " thankyou for sponsoring an East African child " ....................hence,i am now sponsoring Memiki from Rwanda for the next year !!!! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Malt 379 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Can honestly say I never had anything naff this year! I usually get some cheap shower gel and aftershave from an auntie, but even that was conspicuous by it's absence this year. Wonder what I've done to upset them.. Drove up to Birmingham yesterday for the Hammers game a few pals of mine handed me an envelope with a " special christmas gift " ..................having opened it up the first words i saw were " thankyou for sponsoring an East African child " ....................hence,i am now sponsoring Memiki from Rwanda for the next year !!!! :laugh: Gnash, your mates have got a good sense of humour! I only know you from what you post on here and even I can see the irony in that! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 My mum got me a f*****g chocolate tv remote control once!! It came with 1 bottle of carling ffs shit chocolate with worse beer and only one of each. Also got a ferrari that you had to leave in a glass of water to grow!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
j1985 1,984 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 Gnasher my mate once received a similar card, he apparently bought an African family a f*****g goat lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KittleRox 2,147 Posted December 27, 2011 Report Share Posted December 27, 2011 jelly sweaties from Lidl,s and the wife got a box of teabags Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Gnasher my mate once received a similar card, he apparently bought an African family a f*****g goat lol how did they do that, would like to do the same for a mate of mine most racist lad in the world. He would go mad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 a packet of copy off 'After Eight Mints' .....b*****ds I got a box of them, the Co-Op brand after dinner mints . Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 a packet of copy off 'After Eight Mints' .....b*****ds I got a box of them, the Co-Op brand after dinner mints . i got a box of those orange truffle things, gonna rewrap them and give em to my smartalec little shit of a niece after her latest stunt she is gonna get awful shite presents from now on. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moll. 1,770 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Not Christmas, but every year i look after the whole farm whilst the farmer & family go on holiday for 10 days. It is in the winter months so not nice weather, i feed & check livestock, plus dogs, cats etc. Now i know farmers are renowned for being tight, and my 'gifts' for this have been varied (And crap) This year i got my bag, had a quick peek in and was over the moon, at last something i actually needed. Thanked them frofusely, and went home. The 'wad of money' i desperately needed and have never yet received for 10 days free labour i saw in the bag actually turned out to be some paper napkins with pictures of £10 notes printed on them So i was left with the box of shortbread and naff ornament once again! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Attack Fell Terrier 864 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 Not Christmas, but every year i look after the whole farm whilst the farmer & family go on holiday for 10 days. It is in the winter months so not nice weather, i feed & check livestock, plus dogs, cats etc. Now i know farmers are renowned for being tight, and my 'gifts' for this have been varied (And crap) This year i got my bag, had a quick peek in and was over the moon, at last something i actually needed. Thanked them frofusely, and went home. The 'wad of money' i desperately needed and have never yet received for 10 days free labour i saw in the bag actually turned out to be some paper napkins with pictures of £10 notes printed on them So i was left with the box of shortbread and naff ornament once again! HAHAHA! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cubz 73 Posted December 28, 2011 Report Share Posted December 28, 2011 not this year but last year my sister bought me baffies size 12s and im only size 10.5, i asked her why and said they were in sale and were nice... no use at all tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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