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Started to go pear shaped this morning. My daughter got my son a big fancy chocolate bar for xmas with his name wrote on it. When we were dishing out pressies this morning she went bright red. She got hungry last night and ate the fucka!

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everything went as i hoped,the wife and kids were made up wi the pressies,ive seen mi mam an dad an all my family,the xmas dinner was belting,now everyones chilling munching chocolates and watching shite on tele :yes: thats what its all about,now roll on february so we can feck off to egypt :laugh::thumbs:

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it went ok til lunch time. when my 11 yr old nephew managed to sneak off with a bottle of wine. he started acting funny, then disapeared upstairs, and went quiet. then i heard a massive crash, hed fallen through the shower door and landed in the bath. lol he was led with his legs hanging over the side of the bath, grinning like a fecking idiot. the grinning didnt last long, as it was over taken by the projectile vomiting. the mentalist had necked the full bottle. he was covered in lumpy sick, so was the bathroom. his mum stripped him off, and we found some clothes for him. his mum put his clothes in a bin bag, to take home and wash. she got home put the clothes in the washer complete with a shiny new blackberry phone that father xmas had brought, only this morn. lol. hes gonna have a thick head in the morn. i, on the other hand will be out trying to nail a few sqiuzzers with the air rifle. alls well that ends well.

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it went ok til lunch time. when my 11 yr old nephew managed to sneak off with a bottle of wine. he started acting funny, then disapeared upstairs, and went quiet. then i heard a massive crash, hed fallen through the shower door and landed in the bath. lol he was led with his legs hanging over the side of the bath, grinning like a fecking idiot. the grinning didnt last long, as it was over taken by the projectile vomiting. the mentalist had necked the full bottle. he was covered in lumpy sick, so was the bathroom. his mum stripped him off, and we found some clothes for him. his mum put his clothes in a bin bag, to take home and wash. she got home put the clothes in the washer complete with a shiny new blackberry phone that father xmas had brought, only this morn. lol. hes gonna have a thick head in the morn. i, on the other hand will be out trying to nail a few sqiuzzers with the air rifle. alls well that ends well.

PMSL

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Went spot on, up

Early with the baby opening presents at home. Drive 90mins to my dads and the baby was spoilt rotten. Big xmas dinner and a mooch with all the dogs (2 gsd's, lab x, whippet) the old man and the baby collecting acorns for his nan. He dropped an acorn out his pocket, found it again, put it back in. Done this about 20

Times, only had 3 acorns haha.

 

A bit more food, sorted the dogs out and now sat talking sh!te and watching tv. Great day and enjoyed watching the baby with his presents :thumbs:

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Went out last night, had a ball but was suffering earlier today! Xmas dinner cured the hangover as it disappeared straight after eating it or maybe that was more to do with the 2 paracetamol tabs l took. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

calum

you need to get some more practice mate hogmanay soon :laugh::cheers::drink::drinks::yahoo:

all the best mike

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Demented mother decided she wanted to play a board game at 1.00am, we finally got her to bed at 2am for her to get back up wide awake at 3am. So i was making her cups of tea with my eyes nearly down to my knees till about 4.30am when she went to sleep in the chair. Got a couple of hours squashed on the settee with several dogs before she was awake again at 6.30am :shok: They are away home now, so time to tidy up all the carnage, hot bath then chill :D

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