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every night Davey the hun crushes a pill for his granny , and puts it in her food . she dose'nt like taking her tablets ,bless her , and it feels a bit sneaky ,but he would never forgive himself if he got her ... ....................................... pregnant :D . what can Craig White bring to rangers that David Murray couldnt . . .................. his bike :toast:

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every night Davey the hun crushes a pill for his granny , and puts it in her food . she dose'nt like taking her tablets ,bless her , and it feels a bit sneaky ,but he would never forgive himself if he got her ... ....................................... pregnant :D . what can Craig White bring to rangers that David Murray couldnt . . .................. his bike :toast:

i couldnt afford a gift for my son for christmas ,so i just bought him a blank dvd and wrote ' torres best bits on it :D
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i heard today that the Daily Record hacked into Ally McCoist's mobile phone..........................................................................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

They put in a tenner credit..... :tongue2:

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I was walking home last night after a few pints, and I heard aload of splashing in a river ,there was a derby fan drowning realy in trouble he was,so I did what any one would do and saved him........................as a fk ing screen saver

bit strong :laugh:
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