lurchergrrl 1,441 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Got my missis a torch last year ! You should of seen her little face light up on Xmas day !! .. LMAO Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TOMO 26,122 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 spa day most women like being pampered,, you can get basic packages,, then pay extra for difrent treatments ect. ugg boots,,, for some reason women love these stupid looking things,,,, expensive mind 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 spa day most women like being pampered,, you can get basic packages,, then pay extra for difrent treatments ect. ugg boots,,, for some reason women love these stupid looking things,,,, expensive mind get some of those cheap ones where the foot is hanging off the edge of the sole and all the side is covered in shite.....what is that all about??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 same as every year feck all --- her choice she thinks the whole xmas things a rip off suits me .. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Just been out and bought the wife's Christmas present: a bottle of perfume which is called 'ample', and it is a very small bottle indeed. I just hope she doesn't notice where the 'S' has been scratched off the bottle. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 mrs gets f**k all,i prefer it all going on the kids tbh..each to own tho Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) mrs gets f**k all,i prefer it all going on the kids tbh..each to own tho Only cos your aint got a mrs The only thing you could buy for the thing you shag is a glove Edited December 15, 2011 by christian71 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 mrs gets f**k all,i prefer it all going on the kids tbh..each to own tho Only cos your aint got a mrs The only thing you could buy for the thing you shag is a glove No he has got a Misses............. He should really treat himself to a electric pump for blowing her up this xmas though..... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 i take afence to that mate,your talking about my babys mother,now stop preyending to be lab on facebook ay? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Millet 4,497 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 mrs gets f**k all,i prefer it all going on the kids tbh..each to own tho Only cos your aint got a mrs The only thing you could buy for the thing you shag is a glove :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 ps come round to meet them if you like lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 My missus said she was going to get a boob-job this christmas as a present for me. i said "there is no point, once i've unwrapped the tits i'll still end up playing with the box" 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 ps come round to meet them if you like lol if everyone came round that you have challenged there would be a f*****g army at your door Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tb25 4,627 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 i wasent asking for i fight scot,and beleave you me i have plenty round for me to be asking for more, Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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