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My most memeroable one was a new forest pony! Lol! They wear reflective collars so they dont get run over. At night and right at the end of the beam i could see the glimmer of what i thought was a rabbits eyes. It was a pony laying down. I send the dog and as the dog gets to within 10 yards or so the thing stands up! The dog did an emergency stop, spun round to look at me and im sure he hissed "c**t" at me as i put the lead back through his coller! Lol!

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Spec savers are doing 2 for one lol av done it a few times my self slipped a dog at a rabbit one night an the stupib f****r run past it a lifted a bucket lol

many a dogs lost teeth on very rabbity looking rocks

i have done it many times but the dos never strikes it, luckily, just comes back lookin at me as if to say 'there nowt there you daft twat!'

i heard about a member on this site that used to be a mod, was told he lamped a rock an his dog lost most its teeth on the strike, an he will openly admit that he dont need a break stick :laugh: not surprised if his dog got no teeth :laugh:

 

Millet :laugh:

I slipped the old dog on what looked like the arse end of a bunnie..i soon realised what it was when i heard the crack and the dog screaming..the poor fooker had knocked nearly all his teeth out..the fang's that where remaining where pointing out like a wart hog which where held on with a piece's off gum which i had to pull out by hand.. :icon_redface: ...luckely he did not break his jaw and carried on for a couple of more season's before dieing about 3yrs ago at 8yr old from menangitis..R.I.P..Sambo.

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i heard about a member on this site that used to be a mod, was told he lamped a rock an his dog lost most its teeth on the strike, an he will openly admit that he dont need a break stick :laugh: not surprised if his dog got no teeth :laugh:

 

Millet :laugh:

I slipped the old dog on what looked like the arse end of a bunnie..i soon realised what it was when i heard the crack and the dog screaming..the poor fooker had knocked nearly all his teeth out..the fang's that where remaining where pointing out like a wart hog which where held on with a piece's off gum which i had to pull out by hand.. :icon_redface: ...luckely he did not break his jaw and carried on for a couple of more season's before dieing about 3yrs ago at 8yr old from menangitis..R.I.P..Sambo.

 

Mistakes are made by us all! Hope you got your eyes checked after the dog was sorted :D

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Mistakes are made by us all! Hope you got your eyes checked after the dog was sorted :D

My eye's are sound :victory: and i am sure we have all made little mistake's once in a while...i once slipped a dog on a bike peddle reflector.. :laugh: ..they was long grass blowing in front of it and it was the double of a fox blinking.. :icon_redface: ..after the dog stopped when he got near it i thought he had bottled it and realised what it was when i got about 15ft away from it..

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If you can't see the eyes, or otherwise in doubt, walk the dog up to it on the slip: saves a lot of smashed teeth

 

Wise words :thumbs: .

But a lot of the fatties on here like their dogs to run the beam :laugh: and coke cans are still legal quarry, as a large bag of flattened ones are a fiver :yes: .

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Mistakes are made by us all! Hope you got your eyes checked after the dog was sorted :D

My eye's are sound :victory: and i am sure we have all made little mistake's once in a while...i once slipped a dog on a bike peddle reflector.. :laugh: ..they was long grass blowing in front of it and it was the double of a fox blinking.. :icon_redface: ..after the dog stopped when he got near it i thought he had bottled it and realised what it was when i got about 15ft away from it..

 

Can you remember the fox you called in about 2yrs ago.....thank god for 'A burning ring of fire' or we would have had 2 rare breed sheep in the freezer instead :laugh: :laugh:

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Shhh Moll.. :icon_redface: i forgot about that one.. :laugh:

 

Two words: FEED BUCKET.

 

Oh and

 

Me: That's a fox.

You: It's a sheep!

Me: Nope, that's a fox.

You: It's a sheep.

Me: FFS It's a fox

You: It's a sheep.

Me: There it goes....

You: f**k me that's a fox!

 

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Shhh Moll.. :icon_redface: i forgot about that one.. :laugh:

 

Two words: FEED BUCKET.

 

Oh and

 

Me: That's a fox.

You: It's a sheep!

Me: Nope, that's a fox.

You: It's a sheep.

Me: FFS It's a fox

You: It's a sheep.

Me: There it goes....

You: f**k me that's a fox!

 

:laugh:

 

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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