tote 856 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Results from a recent poll reveal that 95% of men, questioned about muslim women wearing full face veils, were actually in favour! The reason was it solved the age old problem of where to wipe your c*ck after a blow job!! A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks for a bottle of Viagra. The pharmacist eyes him suspiciously. " Do you have a prescription for that? " he asks. " No, " says the guy, " but will this picture of my wife do? " Paddy returns home from work to see his wife sitting in just a pair of crotchless knickers. She opens her legs wide and says to Paddy " Would you like to lick this?" Paddy replies " You must be f*cking joking, look what it's done to your drawers!" A twenty stone woman is pondering what to wear to a fancy dress party, so asks her husband for advice. Her husband answers " Why not pull your pi$$ flaps up over your ears and go as a Sugar Puff!" An eskimo on holiday in Wales suffers a car breakdown. Along comes Taffy to lend a hand, takes one look under the bonnet and says " You've blown a seal!" The eskimo replies " So what. you sh*g sheep!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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skycat 6,173 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 like the eskimo one the best! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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jawbone 0 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Did you know that the vast majority of musilim women have shaved their fannys in protest of the war? It works under the slogan: Read my lips. No more Bush I'll get me coat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
allrounder 47 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Did you know that the vast majority of musilim women have shaved their fannys in protest of the war? It works under the slogan: Read my lips. No more Bush hahaha class I'll get me coat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ratcherman 0 Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Read my lips. No more Bush hahaha class I'll get me coat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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