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wouldnt worry about it too much! I did mine after a huge night on the booze, turned up after two hours kip still half cut and with a banging hangover! went in did the test and was out in under 15 mins and didnt get a single answer wrong!

 

its all just multiple choice and common sense

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When I done mine they gave you out a handbook with all the fecking answers in it! :laugh:

 

The bloke in charge of the safety course was a fella called David Jenkins with bottle bottom glasses who had spend most of his working life on the refineries round here. When I went home and told my grandad about the course, he asked who was in charge there as he'd also spent his whole working life on the sites and pissed himself laughing when I told him! Apparently this bloke was known all about the county as 'Dangerous Dai Jenks' on account of being the most accident prone bloke most lads had ever seen on an industrial site! :laugh: He'd caused more accidents than anyone known to man, and was there large as life teaching health & safety to the next generation! :D

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When I done mine they gave you out a handbook with all the fecking answers in it! :laugh:

 

The bloke in charge of the safety course was a fella called David Jenkins with bottle bottom glasses who had spend most of his working life on the refineries round here. When I went home and told my grandad about the course, he asked who was in charge there as he'd also spent his whole working life on the sites and pissed himself laughing when I told him! Apparently this bloke was known all about the county as 'Dangerous Dai Jenks' on account of being the most accident prone bloke most lads had ever seen on an industrial site! :laugh: He'd caused more accidents than anyone known to man, and was there large as life teaching health & safety to the next generation! :D

 

lol it never fails to amaze me how some people get certain positions.when i worked the door we got a cpl lads.who couldnt put a f*****g fag out never mind anyone causing bother lol

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piece of pish,like the man said common sense.although i would check the fire extingushers.the colour codes changed a few year ago

 

Thats what everone said to me mate. :thumbs:

 

When i took it there was a sign on the wall in the test room with all the fire extingusher colours on it.

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Does any body know how much this test costs as i have been offerd a cash in hand job but need this certificate wich i would rather do than work for the employment agency i am now working for.

 

28 quid for test an 15 for card rings a bell mate, dont quote me in that tho, was a couple a years ago :victory:

 

eta, just checked an its still 28 for card but 68 for test an card

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Does any body know how much this test costs as i have been offerd a cash in hand job but need this certificate wich i would rather do than work for the employment agency i am now working for.

if your on any benefits dell you can get up to 200quid for stuff like that mate.lad at our work did it.but it didnt really matter cause the company paid for it.however if your entitled to it mate,claim it.

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Does any body know how much this test costs as i have been offerd a cash in hand job but need this certificate wich i would rather do than work for the employment agency i am now working for.

 

Your lucky there mate most places now don't let you on site without the card.

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Does any body know how much this test costs as i have been offerd a cash in hand job but need this certificate wich i would rather do than work for the employment agency i am now working for.

if your on any benefits dell you can get up to 200quid for stuff like that mate.lad at our work did it.but it didnt really matter cause the company paid for it.however if your entitled to it mate,claim it.

I carnt get feck all scott and have recently been handed an N.H.S penalty charge [bANNED TEXT] i broke my anckle i was on employment support allowance as i had paid full stamps and the opticians sent for me for a two yearly eye test and told me i would not have to pay as i was on the sick i have now received a bill for £38 for the eye test pluss this £100 penalty charge wich if it wasent paid in 28 days another £50 would be added to it and its only for reading glasses its pissed me off to say the least [bANNED TEXT] all these forighners get free treatment.
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Does any body know how much this test costs as i have been offerd a cash in hand job but need this certificate wich i would rather do than work for the employment agency i am now working for.

if your on any benefits dell you can get up to 200quid for stuff like that mate.lad at our work did it.but it didnt really matter cause the company paid for it.however if your entitled to it mate,claim it.

I carnt get feck all scott and have recently been handed an N.H.S penalty charge [bANNED TEXT] i broke my anckle i was on employment support allowance as i had paid full stamps and the opticians sent for me for a two yearly eye test and told me i would not have to pay as i was on the sick i have now received a bill for £38 for the eye test pluss this £100 penalty charge wich if it wasent paid in 28 days another £50 would be added to it and its only for reading glasses its pissed me off to say the least [bANNED TEXT] all these forighners get free treatment.

 

 

:bad: this country a fooking joke :censored:

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