Polar bear bite

[Guest cookiemonsterandmerlin]

I was setting off for a walk yesterday in the dark early doors my shituzu fluffy set off into the bushes barrking.

After going into the bushes she is toe to toe with a polar bear not wanting her to jack I left her to it instead of wading in with my rambo knife to finnish the polar bear off.

After a bit off a battle fluffy didnt look so good now whats your thought on treating polar bear bites.

Now fluffy looks like this

[undisputed 1,664]

Wah out with salt water and if you have to go to the vet tell them it got tangled in barbed wire..polar bears are a b*****d this time of year!

[j1985 1,984]

I see a herd of the b*****ds yesterday!!

 

I'd rinse with petrol then rub down with fresh dog shite, always worked for me!!

[bunnyboiler 1,053]

Shot of penicillin 5 day course of antibiotics and wait for her to turn into a scab if it gets infected pick it off clean with salt water and start the process again hope this helps

[skycat 6,173]

I couldn't give a sh*t about Fluffy if I had a mutant long tailed bear on my doorstep: think of the fame and fortune! :tongue2:

[MOO 730]

Rather than worrying about how to treat bites you need to learn more about quarry identification ...ya fanny

[Lab 10,979]

Would have been funnier with an actual photo of a polar bear dont you think?......

[kevin from bristol 95]

it will heal just keep them clean and rest her up for and hour or so

[paulus 26]

only a scratch that, man up ffs

[hedz31 1,308]

Thats gotta be the shittest piss take i seen on here for a while your attempt at a piss take is more funny than the actual piss take

[kenny14 656]

There's only two things that you should do:

 

1 - Find a real Polar Bear

 

2 - Give it every other shituzu (Shitzu) you can find, but make sure you remove all ribbons from them first, as these may cause the bear some distress

[lurcher330 2,301]

WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOX

[airbourne 128]

FFS we have only just had a few flakes of snow and the fookers are out already.

[kenny14 656]

FFS we have only just had a few flakes of snow and the fookers are out already.

 

It's not a real Polar bear!! :laugh:

[airbourne 128]

FFS we have only just had a few flakes of snow and the fookers are out already.

 

It's not a real Polar bear!! :laugh:

so you say i was out last night in the snow and saw one for a second or two it must of been lamped before