Lab 10,979 Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 gnasher and id feed him a dancing squid lol to late now numb nuts :laugh: You should really start with a capital letter. f**k off Well that's you right off the Xmas dinner list... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stewie 3,387 Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 gnasher and id feed him a dancing squid lol to late now numb nuts :laugh: You should really start with a capital letter. f**k off Well that's you right off the Xmas dinner list... Lol aslong as the boxing day candle lit dinner is still on ill be ok Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ossie n Arch 1,682 Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Whin and two RFYL's (They could argue with each other then, the two RFYL's that is) I'm on call at work on Xmas day, hopefully i'd be out all day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest mrpit Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 ditch shitter you would be alright so long as he never took his socks off did you see his feet on here f*****g rotten lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
johnny boy68 11,726 Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 None of you you're all wankers !! :tongue2: :tongue2: 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
christian71 3,187 Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 Lumphammer/ earth and labtastic think that would be a good table the filthy animals Quote Link to post Share on other sites
craigyboy 1,274 Posted December 4, 2011 Report Share Posted December 4, 2011 mackem,lurcher1,bulldoug an scothunter, i know thats 4 but i expect lurcher1 to be to busy bumming hans to turn up 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 Xmas dinner............4 different scenarios here. 1. Interesting learning xmas dinner...........Malt, Scothunter and Danw 2. Piss up xmas dinner.......Judge, Stewie and Tb 3. Funny xmas dinner......thebigdog, Baw and Rob 4. Filthy fuckers xmas dinner......Christian, Lumphammer and Earth 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 lunita, caraghers gem and cold ethyl.........I'd have a clear glass table with a paddling pool full of jelly underneath, and while CG and lunita are going at it like rabbits in the paddlling pool, me and ethyl would eat dinner while admiring the view through the table. After dinner we would sweep the plates of the table and ethyl would do things to me that would taint my mind for the rest of my life.....which would probably only be a further 2 or 3 minutes if I'd forgotten to put the carving knife out of her reach. .......not really thought about it to be honest 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 gnasher and id feed him a dancing squid lol to late now numb nuts :laugh: You should really start with a capital letter. f**k off Well that's you right off the Xmas dinner list... Lol aslong as the boxing day candle lit dinner is still on ill be ok Just the above two, then I could sit back and watch them gaze lovingly into each others eyes across the table , exchange presents (which would naturally be matching jackets for their Dogs) then as I'm clearing the table I'd hear them pause briefly under the Mistletoe before retiring for an early night to consumate their love.................................................................................................................... I'd then invite them back next year, along with their newly arrived lovechild, lurchtastic. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lab 10,979 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 gnasher and id feed him a dancing squid lol to late now numb nuts :laugh: You should really start with a capital letter. f**k off Well that's you right off the Xmas dinner list... Lol aslong as the boxing day candle lit dinner is still on ill be ok Just the above two, then I could sit back and watch them gaze lovingly into each others eyes across the table , exchange presents (which would naturally be matching jackets for their Dogs) then as I'm clearing the table I'd hear them pause briefly under the Mistletoe before retiring for an early night to consumate their love.................................................................................................................... I'd then invite them back next year, along with their newly arrived lovechild, lurchtastic. you've put to much thought into that mate..... Bender!!!!!.... Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rob190364 2,594 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 bogger, blan and marigold of in sickness and in health Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 gnasher and id feed him a dancing squid lol to late now numb nuts :laugh: You should really start with a capital letter. f**k off Well that's you right off the Xmas dinner list... Lol aslong as the boxing day candle lit dinner is still on ill be ok Just the above two, then I could sit back and watch them gaze lovingly into each others eyes across the table , exchange presents (which would naturally be matching jackets for their Dogs) then as I'm clearing the table I'd hear them pause briefly under the Mistletoe before retiring for an early night to consumate their love.................................................................................................................... I'd then invite them back next year, along with their newly arrived lovechild, lurchtastic. you've put to much thought into that mate..... Bender!!!!!.... Lol You've been fantasising about me doing the washing up while you two were upstairs hard at it haven't you? And before you ask ............................... No, I don't wear marigolds Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bringthepain 39 Posted December 5, 2011 Report Share Posted December 5, 2011 bogger,lab,tb,scothunter,johnnyboy,rob,bigdog plus a view more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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