FastDogz 155 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 GRRRRRRRRRRRR Tuesday myself and my Mum went into our regular cafe and got a sausage,bacon and tomato butty (was feeling very happy and gave him 2 pound tip n everything) Yesterday after large amounts of projectile vomiting and other symptoms - this morning went to docs in AGONY with back and tummy pains indeed confimered we have been food posioned! - Feel not too bad at the mo have eaten half a sandwich and a activa yougert and LARGE amounts of water! But im ment to go out tnoight to see a guy a like and now they have fecked it completely I darnt go because i dont feel 100% self ..still a bit achey and generally look dead I wait to plan my revenge on the feckers who did this Any ideas for revenge? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ditch_Shitter Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Get a note from that GP, explaining the situation. Take that to ye local Enviromental Health Offices. They'll do the 'Revenge' bit for ye. Through the courts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted April 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ohhhhh...never thought of this...thanks DS will go back to see nice doc in the morning and get a letter Thanks :thumbs-up: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mole catcher 1 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Trap a live rat and as your about to sip your tea let out a large scream and release the rat into the cafe. sit back and watch the bussiness crumble Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lurcherbitch Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ang on people...it might just be a one off, he obviously didnt poisen you on purpose. It's the guy's livelyhood. Think about it first. Fastdogs have you had a word with him? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted April 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 (edited) Ooooh Mole catcher LB - I have a conclusion Right man who owns cafe is always nice and jolly - friendly chap likes po have a play and laugh but its his missus who cooks the food and serves up Apparanrlty shes always been a bit of a bunny boiler around other women (god knows why hes in his 60s like but hey ho)...Me thinks cos shes heard Mum having a laugh and a joke with her hubby shes posioned us *gets head fulls of weird and wonderful ideas due to overdose of water and lack of seeing fit guy tonight* Edited to say - Will take the nice clam friendly appraoch firt (cos thats what im like) and blackmail for money for my silence hummm ok maybe not. Edited April 5, 2007 by FastDogz Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Strong Stuff 2,171 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Or .................. You could ask Deltor for a date .................. I don't think your unusually relaxed sphincter would put him off in any way, after what we've heard about him this week Am sure the caff owner didn't poison you on purpose, I'd go back and tell him, see what he says. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,547 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 If you go and meet the lad just remember trap2 is out of the equasion Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FastDogz 155 Posted April 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 If you go and meet the lad just remember trap2 is out of the equasion Ohhhhh ffs No i think i can safley say i am staying at home with the hound :thumbs-up: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J Darcy 5,871 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Ha ha ha..... i once "accidentally" dropped 1/4 pint of maggots in a shop.. it was summer and they didnt take long....picture the scene....hundreds of bluebottles headbutting the windows to get out......ha ha ha.... not that i would condoen this in anyway though....it was funny Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gnipper 6,547 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Its quite easy to get a few hundred cockroaches posted to you in a tub for about £3 :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest MOLLY Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Or .................. You could ask Deltor for a date .................. I don't think your unusually relaxed sphincter would put him off in any way, after what we've heard about him this week MOLL. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
poacherjim 0 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 pint of maggots through the letter box one night 2 days later return of the fly part 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
moley 115 Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 pint of maggots through the letter box one night 2 days later return of the fly part 4 note to self , don,t upset anyone on here Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baldie Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 Have you ever seen the mess a grey squirrell makes, when it gets through a letterbox :whistle: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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