Carraghs Gem 1,675 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 On 01/12/2011 at 12:38, the_stig said: going back a long while -- you could put a big magnet on the leccy meter to slow it down .. cant anymore. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_stig 6,614 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 On 01/12/2011 at 12:41, Carraghs Gem said: On 01/12/2011 at 12:38, the_stig said: going back a long while -- you could put a big magnet on the leccy meter to slow it down .. cant anymore. nope .......... i remember the old man havin one g clapped to the meter we had to stall the leccy man while me mum tried to undo it before he read the meter .. one school holiday the teleman came to empty it he laughed and gave me a hand full of washers and said give these your dad for next month ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenny14 656 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 On 01/12/2011 at 09:34, claude jeramiah said: On 01/12/2011 at 09:28, kenny14 said: On 01/12/2011 at 09:14, claude jeramiah said: On 01/12/2011 at 09:00, kenny14 said: On 30/11/2011 at 18:56, claude jeramiah said: On 30/11/2011 at 17:18, Ratreeper said: On 29/11/2011 at 19:45, claude jeramiah said: i used to scam the green note acceptors on 500 jackpot bandits and fruit machines ,put a old £20 note in with a ten inch tail of laminate rigged on it perfectly joined cut to size it put 18quid in the bank and 2quid credits ,was doing it for 6month solid, holiday camps and service stations were a easy touch ,they was a trick to it aswell so it didnt alarm you had to put a £1scratch card in above the laminate to set the rollers back off and slide the note back out ,made a few grand out of it emptied a few machines aswell ,only problem was me and loads of lads from grimsby and west yorkshire was all doing the same trick it spread like wild fire and the companys went round and changed the acceptor ,they is still a few working ones but there on top or a million miles away from me not worth the travel ,my adviceis dont play bandits in pubs as me and other lads travel doing them in , not bad that, i like simple ones you don't need a team. Have you dabbled with the keys you can buy for them? They just tell you how much money they have left and other details you can use to see when it will pay out next. But with the fake note you could at least turn the alarm off with it (i think it deactivates anyway) or see which would be the best machines to try REFILL KEYS DO ABSOLUTLEY SWEET FA NOT WORTH GETTING CUT ,DAFTYS THINK THERE GREAT BUT DO ABSOLUTE SHIT ,BEST THING TO DO IS FIND OUT WHAT DAY THEY FILL THEM UP ,AND KENNY 14 READ IT PROPERLY BRAINDEAD ,DOESNT WORK ANYMORE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN AND JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVENT THE BRAINS TO DO IT OR THE BOTTLE ITS ONLY A THEFT CHARGE 50 QUID FINE ,TOOLING IS THE WAY FORWARD / AND I NEVER SAID WHERE THEY WAS DID I ,IDIOT Ooohh You are touchy aren't you? 'It's only a theft charge'.... FFS, are you for real?? You clearly have far more 'brains' and 'bottle' than I do, enough to brag about your crimes over the internet i couldnt give a f**k about a theft charge and yes i am for real its hardly crime of the century its classed as meter theft ,prove who i am fella thats the difference buddy Why would I want to do that?....To shake the hand of someone with brains and bottle? ......Or to see if you really are as stupid as you sound? :yes: Coming from someone who says they're a family man, the 'I couldn't give a f**k about a theft charge', speaks volumes. i dont think i sound stupid i have told you a scam end of ,i did it you havent the bottle or the knowledge ,and yes i am a family man did i say i do it now exactly in my past muppet ,and a theft charge a quid fine ........... How do you know how much bottle and knowledge I do or don't have? Did you come to that conclusion just because I didn't try to brag or big myself up?. And as for saying you didn't do it now, it's in your past, the quote in your original post appears to be made in the present tense: 'my adviceis dont play bandits in pubs as me and other lads travel doing them'. So who's really the muppet? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted December 1, 2011 Report Share Posted December 1, 2011 Watch out for this one, In ASDA, whilst packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in tight, tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other. One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again today so BE CAREFUL 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 518 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 On 30/11/2011 at 19:10, Ideation said: Travellers cheques Whats the crack? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
trappa 518 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Im doubling my money at roulette at the moment. Not a scam but it works in your favour if you play it right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GrCh 856 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 On 10/12/2011 at 11:43, trappa said: Im doubling my money at roulette at the moment. Not a scam but it works in your favour if you play it right. How? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,183 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Honesty is a virtue Quote Link to post Share on other sites
freelance 448 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 On 29/11/2011 at 18:48, andyfr1968 said: I've heard of one scam but it sounds so ridculous it can't be true, see what you think.... What I heard was that people from other countries that aren't even in the EU can come to the UK and get free money, free houses, free health care, free schooling for their many children and recently I've heard that they get subsidised fuel bills. Surely this can't be true.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,183 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Isnt it better to make an honest quid than a dishonest tenner? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
scothunter 12,609 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 On 10/12/2011 at 12:09, mackem said: Isnt it better to make an honest quid than a dishonest tenner? i agree,but what i find honest,might not be to everyones way of thinking. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mackem 28,183 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 Quote but what i find honest,might not be to everyones way of thinking. Always adhere 100% to the letter of your own moral codes and laws and theres going to be a place in heaven for you Thats my personal interpretation of life anyway Quote Link to post Share on other sites
B.P.R 2,798 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 When I was younger maybe 13 years old there was a lot of fake £2 coins going about around where I lived. I had been spending them every night in the chinky, buying all my mates big buffets for about 2 weeks. The Chinese must have gone to cash them and realised that they had about £100 Worth of fake £2 coins. I went in as usual and ordered the buffet for 6 or whatever it was. Chinese man came from the side door with a bamboo stick and caned me ad the lads out te door ad halfway up the street while we were throwing fake £2 coins at him 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
secretagentmole 1,701 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 On 01/12/2011 at 15:01, lapin2008 said: Watch out for this one, In ASDA, whilst packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in tight, tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other. One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again today so BE CAREFUL On 01/12/2011 at 15:01, lapin2008 said: Watch out for this one, In ASDA, whilst packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in tight, tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other. One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again today so BE CAREFUL They would not have got far with your cut outs from The Daily Star to spend though would they? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lapin2008 1,587 Posted December 10, 2011 Report Share Posted December 10, 2011 (edited) On 10/12/2011 at 17:02, secretagentmole said: On 01/12/2011 at 15:01, lapin2008 said: Watch out for this one, In ASDA, whilst packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in tight, tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other. One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again today so BE CAREFUL On 01/12/2011 at 15:01, lapin2008 said: Watch out for this one, In ASDA, whilst packing shopping into the car, you may be approached by 2 fit 18 year old Eastern European girls in tight, tiny tops. They wash your screen with their tits up against the window and ask for a lift to the next ASDA as payment. On the way they will strip down and perform oral sex on each other. One will then climb into the front and suck you off while the other attempts to steal your wallet! I had mine stolen last Thursday Friday, Saturday, Twice on Sunday and once again today so BE CAREFUL They would not have got far with your cut outs from The Daily Star to spend though would they? Well... Heres the thing... you can buy a new wallet each time from pound stretcher or 99p Edited December 10, 2011 by lapin2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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