How not to sell a dog ......

[SLiP tHe DoG ! 129]

Went with a friend to take a look at a dog tonight hes got a nice little bit of permission and fancies a rabbiting dog and if we ended up elsewhere could do other things but it wasnt a must .........

 

Anyway it was supposedly 16 - 18 month old and needed bringing on a bit more and had ran a few rabbits .

 

Well we got there and before the fking door had shut he started his speech and he more or less stopped us from buying the dog

(wheaten collie greyhound )

 

the owner of the dog wasnt the lad who advertised selling the dog it was his friend

 

Anyway it went from a rabbiting dog that needed bringing on into a young dog that could with a few droppers ...... but had ran hare and rabbits and had

 

quite a few

 

so he went on to say ( HIS EXACT WORDS ) i wouldnt lie to you about the dog ( which usually means the dogs a knacker ) the only thing wrong with it is.....

 

it jumps on the bench and pinches food and when it doesnt catch its runs around the hedge for a bit ( which i know the recall after a chase could be fixed it was the way he said it lol ) by this time i was kneeling on the floor having a look at the dog hiding my face before i burst into a fkin fit of laughter while my mate had to face him

then he went on to say ...

he hadnt had it from a pup and before he had it it was badly beaten etc ....

and he told us that we couldnt shout at it or hit him because he would run away ,the lad wouldnt hit the dog anyway but a crack on the arse now and then when needed does help .

 

NEXT .....THE BEST PART

 

i said to him the dog looks in good shape which it did , i was having a look giving his back a rub and then over he comes see them there he says , on about the small knuckles sticking out its back .. a said aye mate its knuckles .....thems for speed them ! because i want it for speed i let them stick out abit more thats how ya can tell a fast dog !

 

Now i never go and look at dogs ive got mine and thats it wouldnt sell them all the world but the lad i went with is a complete novice so i said i would help him look ....

 

how many knackers are in this game ? please tell me this was a one off

Edited November 23, 2011 by Malt

[paulus 26]

sounds like you met one of the better ones the thing is most beilive what there telling you aswell your mates better off waiting for a pup off someone you know rather than buying blind. its a jungle out there

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

Hahaha.

 

That reminds me of when my aunt asked me to pick a new cooker up from her cousin (Her cousin's daughter worked for some place that sold kitchen stuff Cookers e.t.c). This Cooker was a massive expensive thing, and we were struggling with it as it was, when my Aunt's cousin's bearded husband (Larry) comes walking out with a tight stripy T-shirt, a pair of 118 shorts, white socks pulled almost up to his knees and wearing a pair of Sandals . I tried so hard not to laugh but I burst out laughing and was almost in tears, I almost dropped the f*cking Cooker and through my laughter I was trying to shout Larry to give us a hand because I was going to drop this Cooker, he was stood there thinking what I was laughing at and he said "I can't, me back" Well with that I was howling and the lad who was carrying the cooker with me was in tears as well. Larry walked in the house without saying a word and we seen him looking out the window at us We managed to get it in the Van but f*ck knows how we didn't drop it. I was in tears with laughter and could barely stand up straight.

 

It was probably the funniest most horrible moment I think I've ever had .

[rabitin girl 16]

:laugh:

[scothunter 12,609]

Hahaha.

 

That reminds me of when my aunt asked me to pick a new cooker up from her cousin (Her cousin's daughter worked for some place that sold kitchen stuff Cookers e.t.c). This Cooker was a massive expensive thing, and we were struggling with it as it was, when my Aunt's cousin's bearded husband (Larry) comes walking out with a tight stripy T-shirt, a pair of 118 shorts, white socks pulled almost up to his knees and wearing a pair of Sandals . I tried so hard not to laugh but I burst out laughing and was almost in tears, I almost dropped the f*cking Cooker and through my laughter I was trying to shout Larry to give us a hand because I was going to drop this Cooker, he was stood there thinking what I was laughing at and he said "I can't, me back" Well with that I was howling and the lad who was carrying the cooker with me was in tears as well. Larry walked in the house without saying a word and we seen him looking out the window at us We managed to get it in the Van but f*ck knows how we didn't drop it. I was in tears with laughter and could barely stand up straight.

 

It was probably the funniest most horrible moment I think I've ever had .

 

i remember many years ago i was about 14.met one of my old mans workmates in town with his wife pushing a pram,stopped to speak to him and looked in the pram as you do.well this baby was as black as 2oclock in the moring,him and his wife are white btw.i looked at the kid,looked at her and them him,and said.oh i gotta go now bye.well he related the story to my dad and all the workmates on the monday morning.he said the look on my face was priceless and wished he had a camera.he said i could see the wheels whirring inside his head,thinking this isnt right.haha

[Attack Fell Terrier 864]

Hahaha.

 

That reminds me of when my aunt asked me to pick a new cooker up from her cousin (Her cousin's daughter worked for some place that sold kitchen stuff Cookers e.t.c). This Cooker was a massive expensive thing, and we were struggling with it as it was, when my Aunt's cousin's bearded husband (Larry) comes walking out with a tight stripy T-shirt, a pair of 118 shorts, white socks pulled almost up to his knees and wearing a pair of Sandals . I tried so hard not to laugh but I burst out laughing and was almost in tears, I almost dropped the f*cking Cooker and through my laughter I was trying to shout Larry to give us a hand because I was going to drop this Cooker, he was stood there thinking what I was laughing at and he said "I can't, me back" Well with that I was howling and the lad who was carrying the cooker with me was in tears as well. Larry walked in the house without saying a word and we seen him looking out the window at us We managed to get it in the Van but f*ck knows how we didn't drop it. I was in tears with laughter and could barely stand up straight.

 

It was probably the funniest most horrible moment I think I've ever had .

 

i remember many years ago i was about 14.met one of my old mans workmates in town with his wife pushing a pram,stopped to speak to him and looked in the pram as you do.well this baby was as black as 2oclock in the moring,him and his wife are white btw.i looked at the kid,looked at her and them him,and said.oh i gotta go now bye.well he related the story to my dad and all the workmates on the monday morning.he said the look on my face was priceless and wished he had a camera.he said i could see the wheels whirring inside his head,thinking this isnt right.haha

 

[rob190364 2,594]

Hahaha.

 

That reminds me of when my aunt asked me to pick a new cooker up from her cousin (Her cousin's daughter worked for some place that sold kitchen stuff Cookers e.t.c). This Cooker was a massive expensive thing, and we were struggling with it as it was, when my Aunt's cousin's bearded husband (Larry) comes walking out with a tight stripy T-shirt, a pair of 118 shorts, white socks pulled almost up to his knees and wearing a pair of Sandals . I tried so hard not to laugh but I burst out laughing and was almost in tears, I almost dropped the f*cking Cooker and through my laughter I was trying to shout Larry to give us a hand because I was going to drop this Cooker, he was stood there thinking what I was laughing at and he said "I can't, me back" Well with that I was howling and the lad who was carrying the cooker with me was in tears as well. Larry walked in the house without saying a word and we seen him looking out the window at us We managed to get it in the Van but f*ck knows how we didn't drop it. I was in tears with laughter and could barely stand up straight.

 

It was probably the funniest most horrible moment I think I've ever had .

 

i remember many years ago i was about 14.met one of my old mans workmates in town with his wife pushing a pram,stopped to speak to him and looked in the pram as you do.well this baby was as black as 2oclock in the moring,him and his wife are white btw.i looked at the kid,looked at her and them him,and said.oh i gotta go now bye.well he related the story to my dad and all the workmates on the monday morning.he said the look on my face was priceless and wished he had a camera.he said i could see the wheels whirring inside his head,thinking this isnt right.haha

:laugh:

 

I'm surprised you didn't shove the pram over in a fit of rage! :laugh:

[scothunter 12,609]

Hahaha.

 

That reminds me of when my aunt asked me to pick a new cooker up from her cousin (Her cousin's daughter worked for some place that sold kitchen stuff Cookers e.t.c). This Cooker was a massive expensive thing, and we were struggling with it as it was, when my Aunt's cousin's bearded husband (Larry) comes walking out with a tight stripy T-shirt, a pair of 118 shorts, white socks pulled almost up to his knees and wearing a pair of Sandals . I tried so hard not to laugh but I burst out laughing and was almost in tears, I almost dropped the f*cking Cooker and through my laughter I was trying to shout Larry to give us a hand because I was going to drop this Cooker, he was stood there thinking what I was laughing at and he said "I can't, me back" Well with that I was howling and the lad who was carrying the cooker with me was in tears as well. Larry walked in the house without saying a word and we seen him looking out the window at us We managed to get it in the Van but f*ck knows how we didn't drop it. I was in tears with laughter and could barely stand up straight.

 

It was probably the funniest most horrible moment I think I've ever had .

 

i remember many years ago i was about 14.met one of my old mans workmates in town with his wife pushing a pram,stopped to speak to him and looked in the pram as you do.well this baby was as black as 2oclock in the moring,him and his wife are white btw.i looked at the kid,looked at her and them him,and said.oh i gotta go now bye.well he related the story to my dad and all the workmates on the monday morning.he said the look on my face was priceless and wished he had a camera.he said i could see the wheels whirring inside his head,thinking this isnt right.haha

:laugh:

 

I'm surprised you didn't shove the pram over in a fit of rage! :laugh:

 

i was stunned,my wee mind couldnt work it out lol turned out it was some relatives kid from down south lol.for once i was gobsmacked haha

[claude jeramiah 19]

they is numpties like him everywhere who was the ideot selling the dog anyways is he on here name and shame him haha i like the armchair warriors who claim to do all this and that ,talk a good dog yet there passed on shite sit in the kennal all there life and would blow out after running a rabbit ,i no a few ideots like this

 

give us genuine people a bad name ,they constantly breed there shit machines

[Mooch. 177]

Hahaha.

 

That reminds me of when my aunt asked me to pick a new cooker up from her cousin (Her cousin's daughter worked for some place that sold kitchen stuff Cookers e.t.c). This Cooker was a massive expensive thing, and we were struggling with it as it was, when my Aunt's cousin's bearded husband (Larry) comes walking out with a tight stripy T-shirt, a pair of 118 shorts, white socks pulled almost up to his knees and wearing a pair of Sandals . I tried so hard not to laugh but I burst out laughing and was almost in tears, I almost dropped the f*cking Cooker and through my laughter I was trying to shout Larry to give us a hand because I was going to drop this Cooker, he was stood there thinking what I was laughing at and he said "I can't, me back" Well with that I was howling and the lad who was carrying the cooker with me was in tears as well. Larry walked in the house without saying a word and we seen him looking out the window at us We managed to get it in the Van but f*ck knows how we didn't drop it. I was in tears with laughter and could barely stand up straight.

 

It was probably the funniest most horrible moment I think I've ever had .

 

i remember many years ago i was about 14.met one of my old mans workmates in town with his wife pushing a pram,stopped to speak to him and looked in the pram as you do.well this baby was as black as 2oclock in the moring,him and his wife are white btw.i looked at the kid,looked at her and them him,and said.oh i gotta go now bye.well he related the story to my dad and all the workmates on the monday morning.he said the look on my face was priceless and wished he had a camera.he said i could see the wheels whirring inside his head,thinking this isnt right.haha

:laugh:

 

I'm surprised you didn't shove the pram over in a fit of rage! :laugh:

Or vomit all over the kid Little Britain style!

[rocky1 942]

you come across like a propper real in their mate

[SLiP tHe DoG ! 129]

you come across like a propper real in their mate

eh ? lol

[rob190364 2,594]

you come across like a propper real in their mate

eh ? lol

:laugh:

[rob190364 2,594]

you come across like a propper real in their mate

eh ? lol

:laugh:

There is literally nothing worse than being called a proper 'real'!

[FightTheBan 1,147]

you come across like a propper real in their mate

eh ? lol

:laugh:

 

Eh?

I even tried it in a Geordie accent and got nowhere...

FTB